Movie Quotes

[Moonlight]

OMG I LOVE that movie. And Riley is hilarious ;D

[Bonejangles rox]

Riley does rock. In fact, I think it's the only movie besides 50 First Dates that my entire family including my dad likes! (Trust me, that's RARE)

[sojuske]

Another show quotes
House MD.

House: Oh Yes, the power tastes so sweet. You just can't resist. You're like a diabetic at the ice cream counter. You want to say no, but you need that chocolaty goodness.
Foreman: Yah well, I'm still signing the charts. So until tomorrow, you're not allowed to kill anyone *leaves*
House: Wuss!

House: *looks at his watch*
Foreman/Chase/and Cameron: *try to say something but he shushes them all still looking at the watch*
Foreman: What are we waiting for?
House: *looks up from the watch* Your four weeks just expired. Your reign of terror is over. Mine is just begun. Now go stick a needle up her hoo-hoo and go find that cancer.

*after house ordered a brain biopsy for a patient*
Foreman: Woah, woah woah, you really think we need to jump straight into brain biopsy?
House: No, lets continue playing pin the diagnosis on the supermodel until she's dead.

Wilson: Heard you killed your supermodel.
House: Only for a minute.
Wilson: Just for my own clarity, how many more patients are you going to have to kill before you admit that this leg thing might just be a problem?
House: Three.

House: *in the hospital after surgery on his leg* Nurse, Nurse! I need more calcium glutomate
Nurse: You just had 5 mLs.
House: Either your ass is getting whiter or my potassium is rising.
Nurse: I'll talk to your doctor.
House: Well, you better make it fast, 'cause I'm about to go into cardiac arrest. You give me the dose, or I go into white count complex tachycardia.
Nurse: I could get in trouble.
House: Listen, it's not a narcotic! I'm not looking for a buzz. You've got about twenty seconds. *His breathing quickens, and the monitors all go off.* I was wrong. *falls unconcious. WEll... actually is technically dead for over a minute before they manage to bring him back... doing exactly what he asked earlier, irony eh?*

*house is talking with a patient who is orange o.O who might have sprained his ankle and has back pain*
House: Unfortunately you have a deeper problem. You're wife is having an affair.
Orange dude: What?!
House: You're orange, you moron! It's one thing for you not to notice, but if your wife hasn't picked up on the fact that her husband has changed color, she's just not paying attention.

Cameron: You hired a black guy jbecause he had a juvinile record.
House: No, it wasn't a racial thing. I just saw a doctor with a juvenile record. I hired Chase cause his dad made a phone call. I hired you because you are extremeley pretty.
Cameron: You hired me to get into my pants?!
House: I can't believe that that would shock you. It's also not what I said. No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby.

[Emily]

Sorry for all the Producer-ness.....

Ulla: Remember ven Ulla dance?
Max & Leo: Yeah....
Ulla: Ulla dance again!
Max: Ulla dance again!!!!

Roger: I for one never realized that the Third Reich meant Germany!
Max: Yeah, how about that...

Ulla: I know! You hung your coat vhile you vere still in it!

Max: Why you miserable, wretched little catepillar... don't you ever want to become a butterfly?! Don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory?
Leo: NOOO!!!

Mr. Marks: Do I smell the revolting stench of self esteem?

Leo: SCARED. CAN'T. TALK.

Roger: Shows should be more pretty, shows should be more witty. Shows should be more....what's the word?
Leo: Gay?
Roger: Exactly!

Leo: I'm not going into the toilet, I'm going into SHOWBUSINESS!

Franz: You vill join me in singing und dancing the Furor's favorite tune, Der Guten Tag Hop Clop!

Franz: I solemnly svear...
Max & Leo: I solemnly svear...
Franz: To obey the sacred Sigfreid Oath...
Max & Leo: To obey the sacred Sigfreid Oath...
Franz: Und!
Max: Und!
Leo: Und!
Franz: Never never never...
Max & Leo: Never never never...
Franz: Dishonor ze spirit und ze memory of Adolf Elizabeth Hitler.
Max & Leo: Dishonor the spirt and the mem - Elizabeth?
Franz: Yah, that vas his middle name. Not too many people know it, but the Furor was a descendent from a long line of English Qveens.
Max: Really?
Max & Leo: Adolf Elizabeth Hitler.

Leo: Actors aren't animals! They're human beings!
Max: Really? Have you ever eatten with one?

Franz: I broke my other leg!

Max: You know what you are? You're... you're... you're a fountain!
Leo: I'm a fountain?!

[sephy]

Ichi the Killer

*tastes a pile of bloodstained money*
Kakihara: yup, that's Boss Anjo alright

*having just cut his tongue out, Kakihara's phone rings*
Kaikhara: Yeg? ok, ig cogging, gig me a ginute *gives the severed part of his tongue to the Yakuza boss*
boss:

*falling to his death from a rooftop*
Kakihara: Woah, this is great!

[Moonlight]

RENT quotes:

JOANNE: Oh my God, are you okay?
MARK: Actually... I feel great!
JOANNE: *looks puzzled* .... I feel lousy.
MARK: *fixes mic* And we're patched!
JOANNE: Thanks! *answers the phone* Maureen? Hi, honey I--... Pookie? .... you never called me Pookie... Forget it, we're patched. *hangs up*
MARK: ... Pookie.
JOANNE: Shut Up.

MAUREEN: *grabs Mark's camera* Gimme that! I'm sick and tired of you always--
MARK: Maureen! Come on, you're gonna break it--
MAUREEN: *filming* Hi, Mark! Happy New Year, Mark!
MARK: Look, this is not my bar mitzvah, give it back to me!

ANGEL: Hold on, hold this, honey... I saw this on television. Watch... *grabs a trash can and empties it*
COLLINS: Baby, what you doing?
ANGEL: You'll see. Be careful, now..
COLLINS: You're drunk.
ANGEL: No, I'm not. *carries trashcan over to the locked door* Okay, watch.
JOANNE: That's so heavy...
ROGER: Watch your fingers
ANGEL: *tries to break lock open with trashcan. lock falls off the door*
ALL: Ohh!
COLLINS: *hi-fives Angel* That's my girl!
ROGER: That's a full-service woman you got there.
COLLINS: You gonna put that trashcan back?
ANGEL: No.

[Bonejangles rox]

Edward Scissorhands:

Kim: Hold me.
Edward: ... I can't.
:'

Esmerelda: Have you sheep strayed so far from the flock?
Edward: We're not sheep.
Lol, brilliant obsevation, Eddie

Bill: Soup's on!
Edward: I thought this was shish kabob.
Not literally, Eddiekins

Edward: I knew it was Jim's house.
Kim: Then... why did you do it?
Edward: Because you asked me to.
Awww... the cuteness is killer

Officer Allen: Will he be OK, Doc?
Psychologist: The years spent in isolation have not equipped him with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong. He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance. Furthermore, his work - the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth - indicate that he's a highly imaginative... uh... character. It seems clear that his awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped.
Officer Allen: But will he be all right out there?
Psychologist: Oh yeah, he'll be fine.
o.O

Almost everybody: I know a doctor who might be able to help you.
WTF is with this line?!

Kevin: One chop to a guy's neck, and it's all over.
Lovely...

And now for the mother of all lines that can make me melt:
Edward: I'm not finished.
*MELTS* He's sooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sephy]

Little Shop of Horrors:

Saymour: I'm not talking to an inanimate object!
Audrey II: Does this look "inanimate" to you, punk?

Audrey II: [singing] If you wanna be profound, if you really gotta justify, take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die!

Audrey II: [singing] I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!


[Orin Scrivello, the sadistic dentist]
Orin: [singing] I thrill when I drill a bicuspid / It's swell though they tell me I'm mal-ad-just-ed.

Audrey II: Feed me, Seymour!

Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: Does it have to be human?
Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: Does it have to be mine?
Audrey II: Feeeed me!
Seymour: How am I supposed to get it?
Audrey II: [singing] Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long - That's right, boy! - Go to it, Feed me Seymour / Feed me all night long / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.

Audrey II: [singing] Would you like a Cadillac car? / Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? / How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? / You can get it.

Audrey II: [singing] I got killer buds / A power stem / Nasty pods / And I'm using them! / So better move 'em out / Nature calls / You got my pun? / I'm gonna bust your balls!

Seymour: The Audrey Two is not a healthy girl.
Mr. Mushnik: Strictly between us - neither is the Audrey One.

Seymour: The guy sure looks like plant food to me.

Audrey: Seymour's first radio broadcast! I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but...
Mr. Mushnik: Don't tell me. You got tied up.
Audrey: No. Just handcuffed a little.

Orin: [holding a dentist's tool] Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors?
Seymour: [looks terrified]
Orin: It'd hurt, right?
Seymour: Uh huh.
Orin: You'd scream, right?
Seymour: Uh huh.
Orin: Well get your ass in here!

Orin: I find a little giggle-gas before I begin gives me immense pleasure.


Seymour: Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!

Seymour: It's true! I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him!

Seymour: Every household in America? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?
Audrey II: No sh*t, Sherlock.

Audrey: [singing about her dream home with Seymour] Between our frozen dinner and our bedtime, 9:15, we'll snuggle watching Lucy on a big, enormous, 12-inch screen!

Audrey II: Feed me.
Seymour: Under no circumstances.
Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: I will not, so stop asking.
Audrey II: FEED ME.
Seymour: No! No more! I can't keep living with the guilt.
Audrey II: Tough titty.

[Bonejangles rox]

Kingdom Hearts:

Goofy: Uh, Donald. Ya know, I betcha that...
Donald: Aw, what do you know, you big palooka?
Goofy: What do I know?

Hades: That little squirt took down that Heartless! Who'd have thought it?
Jafar: Such is the power of the Keyblade. The child's strength is not his own.
Ursula: Why don't we turn him into a Heartless? That'll settle things quick enough.
Hook: And the brat's friends are the king's lackeys. Swoogle me eyes, they're all bilge rats by the look of them.
Oogie Boogie: You're no prize yourself.
Captain Hook: Shut up!
Yay Villainy!!!

Hades: Geez. Stiffer than the stiffs back home.

Phil: Kid, I got two words of advice for you: Attack!
Is it just me, or does this level have some of the best lines in the game?

Hades: He's strong, he's kind. He's always there for you, and he's handsome to boot. He's perfect. Perfect. Perfectly infuriating! He makes me crazy!
Join the club, we've got jackets

Aladdin: Legend has it that whoever holds the lamp can summon the...
Genie: Please, kid, leave the intros to a professional. The one and only GENIE OF THE LAMP! Rub-a-dub-dub the lamp and have your dearest wishes granted. Today's winner is... Aladdin! Congratulations! Any three wishes! A one wish, a two wish, a three wish. Then I make like a banana and split! Our lucky winner made his first wish... and let me tell you, what a doozy that wish was... so he has two left. So, master, what'll you have for Wish Number Two?
Aladdin: Hmm, how about making me a fabulously wealthy prince?
Genie: Oooh! Money! Royalty! Fame! Why didn't I think of that? Okay, you asked for it! A hundred servants and a hundred camels loaded with gold! Just say the word and I'll deliver it in 30 minutes or less, or your meal's free. Hey, I'll even throw in a cappuccino!
Okay, I know the Genie really isn't that good unless he's Robin Williams, but this part makes me giggle like a maniac.

Oogie Boogie: A heart? That bonehead Jack is really making a heart? I'll be jiggered! That works for me! Ooh, when I get my hands on that... Well, I've got no hands...

Hades: Hold it! How you're doin' everybody? Hades, Lord of the Dead nice to see ya! Hey. Guess what? I've got a place for you to go down UNDER!

Dr. Finkelstein: What is a heart anyway?!

Winnie The Pooh: Think, think, think, think.
Sora: What are you thinking about this time?
Winnie The Pooh: I'm thinking about what to think about.

Sora: How about a rematch sometime? Fair and square, no dark powers involved!

And my favorite--
Cloud: The great god of the Underworld is afraid of a kid?

Hey, you guys said this was a random quotes of random origins thread even though it's called movie quotes!

[Moonlight]

X-MEN

ROGUE: *looks at his hands where his claws come out* When they come out... does it hurt?
WOLVERINE: Every time.

PROFESSOR: You can stay here. You'll be safe here from Magneto.
WOLVERINE: What's a Magneto?

SABRETOOTH: *looks at Storm and bares teeth* You owe me a scream.

ROGUE: I saved your life!
WOLVERINE: No, you didn't.

ROGUE: You know, you should wear your seat belt...
WOLVERINE: Now look, kid, I don't need advice on auto-- *car crashes and Wolverine flies out the front window*

MAGNETO: You homo sapiens and your guns...

STORM: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?..... The same thing that happens to everything else. *lightning strikes Toad*

MYSTIQUE: *after beating Senator Kelly up* You know, people like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.

WOLVERINE: You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?
CYCLOPS: If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.
WOLVERINE: Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?
CYCLOPS: It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.

PROFESSOR: Where are you going?
WOLVERINE: To find her.
STORM: How?
WOLVERINE: The traditional way: look!

TOAD: *after an attempt to kill someone* Don't you people ever die?

X2

WOLVERINE: *about Mystique* She's good.
MAGNETO: You have no idea.

WOLVERINE: *rummaging through fridge* Got any beer?
BOBBY: This is a school.
WOLVERINE: So that's a no?
BOBBY: Yeah, that's a no.
WOLVERINE: Well, do you have anything other than chocolate milk?

NIGHTCRAWLER: You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn't hate them. I pitied them. Do you know why? Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes.
STORM: Well, I gave up on pity a long time ago.
NIGHTCRAWLER: *touches her face* Someone so beautiful should not be so angry.
STORM: Sometimes anger can help you survive.
NIGHTCRAWLER: So can faith.

WOLVERINE: Who's this guy?
ROGUE: This is Bobby, he's my--
BOBBY: I'm her boyfriend. *shakes Logan's hand and turns it to ice* Call me Iceman.
WOLVERINE: Boyfriend? So how do you guys.....?
BOBBY: Well, we're still working on that.

STORM: Can you teleport inside?
NIGHTCRAWLER: No. I have to be able to see where I am going, otherwise I could wind up inside a wall.

PYRO: So, they say you're the bad guy.
MAGNETO: *raises eyebrow* Is that what they say?
PYRO: That's a dorky-looking helmet. What's it for?
MAGNETO: This "dorky-looking helmet" is the only thing that's going to protect me from the real bad guys.

PYRO: You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one.

STORM: *trying to outfly fighter jets in the X-Jet* I gotta shake them! *does a roll with the plane and drops it sharply towards the ground, then levels off*
PYRO: *feeling sick* Please don't do that again.
WOLVERINE: *feeling sick also* I agree.

MAGNETO: *uses his power to stop the X-Jet from crashing* When will these people learn how to fly?

NIGHTCRAWLER: Excuse me? They say you can imitate anybody, even their voice?
MYSTIQUE: *as Nightcrawler* Even their voice.
NIGHTCRAWLER: Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else.
MYSTIQUE: *back to normal self* Because we shouldn't have to.

POLICEMAN: Put the knives down!
WOLVERINE: I can't.

CYCLOPS: *under Stryker's mind control, attacks Jean, Magneto, and Mystique*
JEAN GREY: Go! I'll handle him!
MAGNETO: *to Mystique* This is one lovers' quarrel we cannot get involved in, my dear.

NIGHTCRAWLER: Guten tag.
WOLVERINE: Who the hell are you? Who the hell is this?
NIGHTCRAWLER: Kurt Wagner. But in the Munich circus, I was known as The Incredible Nightcrawler!
WOLVERINE: Yeah, save it.

STORM: *about Nightcrawler's scars* So... what are they?
NIGHTCRAWLER: They're angelic symbols, passed on to mankind by the archangel Gabriel.
STORM: They're beautiful. How many do you have?
NIGHTCRAWLER: One for every sin. So quite a few.

DEATHSTRIKE: *extends her claws, longer and sharper than Wolverine's*
WOLVERINE: Holy sh*t....

BOBBY: Have you ever wanted to be with someone so badly, but you can't? ........ I've seen how you look at Professor Grey.
WOLVERINE: Excuse me?
BOBBY: Nothing.

MAGNETO: *to the Professor* You should have killed me when you had the chance!

PYRO: *in car*I don't like awkward silences. *turns on the car radio, N Sync's "Bye Bye Bye" comes on*
PYRO, WOLVERINE, BOBBY: *groan*

X-MEN: THE LAST STAND

PYRO: Nice helmet.
JUGGERNAUT: It keeps my face pretty.

JUGGERNAUT: *to Kitty* Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, b*tch.

MAGNETO: *regarding Mystique* Such a shame.... she was so beautiful.

MYSTIQUE: *as the President of the United States* Let me out of here! I demand that you release me! Do you know who I am? I'm the President of the United States!
PRISON GUARD: Oh, Mr. President.... shut up.

WOLVERINE: Who's the furball?
BEAST: Hank McCoy, Secretary of Mutant Affairs
WOLVERINE: Right, right. Secretary. Nice suit.
PROFESSOR: Henry, this is Logan. He's, uh...
BEAST: Wolverine. I hear you are quite an animal.
WOLVERINE: Look who's talkin'.

WOLVERINE: The whole world's going to hell, you gonna just sit there?

BEAST: My boy, I've been fighting for mutant rights since before you had claws.
WOLVERINE: .... did he just call me "boy"?

MYSTIQUE: *as a little girl, to prison guard* When I get out of here, I'm gonna kill you myself.

INTERROGATOR: Raven?
MYSTIQUE: I don't answer to my slave name.
INTERROGATOR: Raven Darkholme? That's your real name. Or has he convinced you that you don't have any family?
MYSTIQUE: My family tried to kill me, you pathetic meatsack.

[Bonejangles rox]

~Cars~

Filmore: I'm tellin' you, man, every third blink is slower.
Sarge: The sixties weren't good to you, were they?

Mater: My name's Mater.
Lightning: Mater?
Mater: Like tomater, but without the to!

Sally: Hey there Mater.
Lightning: You know her?
Mater: She's my fiancee.
Lightning: What? !
Mater: I'm just kiddin'. She jus' likes me for my body.

Lightning: I'm serious! He's won three Piston Cups!
Mater: He did WHAT in a cup?!

Mater: Tractor tippin'! You just sneak up to the tractor and honk! Just don't let Frank catch ya!
Lightning: *tips five tractors at once*
*omnious deep moo*
Mater: That's Frank!

[sandsagent]

Shrek1&2

(shrek2)
Donkey:- "Me and Shrek took some magic potion and now we're sexy!"

Shrek "You're a
DONKEY: "stalion(sp?) baby!

Donkey: DONKEY!

Donkey: "I know I know....ALONE!!!!!

Donkey: Real smooth Shrek...i'm an ogre RRRRWWW!!!

Donkey: "you get a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo

Donkey "I know...lets go bond with daddy"

Donkey "i'm sorry the position of annoying talking animals has already been filled"

Shrek: "FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!"

Donkey: "are we there yet?" x however many times he says it lol

Puss" PUSS in boots

Donkey "sounds like you most definitly am are"

Shrek:

"You know Shrek...not everyone likes onions. You know what everyone likes? Pafey(sp?) pafys may be the most delicious food on the whole darn planet. You ever here anyone say hey you wanna get some pafy and they say hey I don't like no paft. Pafys are delicious. You got a hank i'm saliving over here and everything."

Donkey: "on the road again. I can't wait to get on the road again. Sing it with me shrek!"

Shrek: "I have helmet hair..."

Donkey"you here that shrek she call me a noble steed"

Donkey: "whoo...you gotta worn someone before you just let one out ma mouth was open and everything.

Shrek: "it wasn't me...if it was me you'd be dead"

Donkey: "yeah right brimestone I know what I smell and it aint no brimestone..."

dONKEY: "You might have seen a dragon fly maybe even a super fly but I bet you aint never seen a donkey fly"

Donkey: "man who'd want to live in a place like that?
Shrek: "that would be my home
Donkey: "ogh it is lovely what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that bolder that is a nice bolder.

Shrek "you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
Donkey: "sorry about that"

Donkey "woooww....lets do that again!"

Shrek "can't we settle this over a pint? no? alright then.....

Lord..(how do you spell his name?) uck it hidious
Shrek: "that's not very nice..it's just a donkey

yeah I love Shrek!!!