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Post by Girl Anachronism on Jan 24, 2006 17:48:03 GMT -5
From The Rocky Horror Picture Show:
Janet: [whispering] Say something!
Brad: Say! Any of you know how to Madison?
Brad: Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?
Riff Raff: You're wet.
Janet: Yes, it's raining.
From O Brother Where Art Thou?:
George Nelson: Cows! I hate cows worse than coppers!
[fires his Tommy gun at them]
Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, George... not the livestock.
Pete: Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.
Pete: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.
[Everett and Pete look at Delmar for the deciding vote]
Delmar O'Donnell: Okay... I'm with you fellas.
Delmar O'Donnell: You work for the railroad, Grampa?
Blind Seer: I work for no man.
Delmar O'Donnell: Got a name, do you?
Blind Seer: I have no name.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce...
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Post by Norrington's Phantomess on Jan 24, 2006 19:58:42 GMT -5
Phantom of the Opera:
"Carlotta must be taught to act, not her normal trick of strutting round the stage..."
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Post by Bonejangles rox on Jan 25, 2006 11:26:19 GMT -5
Madagascar:
Alex: "I couldn't take your crown."
King Julien: "It's okay, I have a bigger crown! It's got a gecko on it!"
Skipper: "You, quadruped. Sprecken sie English?"
Marty: "I sprecken."
King Julien: "Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. Including me. Shh! Who's making that
noise? Oh, it's me again."
King Julien: "Welcom, giant pansies! We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa!
Marty: "The whosa?'
King Julien: "The Foosa. They're always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off."
Maurice: "Oh, my! What big teeth you have! Man!"
King Julien: "Shame on you, Maurice! Can't you see that you've insulted the freak?"
King Julien: "All hail the New York Giants!"
Mort (the little dude with the big eyes): "I like them, I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them. You hate them compare to how much I like them!"
King Julien: "Shut up, you're so annoying!"
Mort: *looks like he's going to cry* *giggle*
King Julien: "Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebeejeebies? No, good, so shut up!"
King Julien again!: "Now who would like a cookie?"
King Julien: "You see Maurice. Mr. Alex was grooming his friend. He is clearly a tender loving... thing. How can you have the heebeejeebies for Mr. Alex? Look at him. He's so cute and plushy."
Private (I think...): "Well, this sucks!"
King Julien: "Wakey waking, Mr. Alex! ALEX! WAKE UP! You suck your thumb?"
King Julien: "If he is a king, then where is is crown? I've got a crown! Got a very nice one! And it's here! On my head!"
King Julien: "What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends? Here, give me a nibble." *tail wiggle!*
King Julien: "Okey dokey, Maurice. I admit it, the plan failed. All is lost! We're all doomed. The foosa will come back and gobble us with their mouths because we are all steak!" *dramatic hand gestures and head-throw-back-thing*
King Julien: "By the power vested in me by the law of the jungle blah blah blah, be gone!"
Gloria: "You?!? Where are the people?"
Skipper: "We killed them and ate their livers. Gotcha, didn't I? Just kiddin', doll, the people are fine. They're on a slow lifeboat to China!"
Skipper: Captain's log. Entering hostile environment. Kowalski, we'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico, we'll need special technical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.
Private: *looks horrified*
King Julien: I did it! Give me some love! The plan worked! The plan worked! I'm very clever!I'm the one, baby! Come on, time to robot! I am very clever king. I am supergenius. I am robot king of the monkey things!
Skipper: "The kitty loves the fishy"
King Julien: "Maurice, my arm is tired. Wave it for me. Faster, you naughty little monkey!"
Private: "Skipper, don't you think we should tell them that the boat's out of gas?"
Skipper: "Nah. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave!"
Well, there's half the movie for you. I'll stop now. King Julien is the sexiest lemur ever! I love his accent.
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Post by Girl Anachronism on Jan 27, 2006 19:49:45 GMT -5
From Ferris Buellers Day Off..
Cameron: Why'd you kick me?
Ferris: Where's your brain?
Cameron: Why'd you kick me?
Ferris: Where's your brain?
Cameron: Why'd you kick me?
Ferris: Where's your brain?
Cameron: I asked you first.
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Post by Emily on Jan 27, 2006 20:01:17 GMT -5
Heh, I love that!
Here's a few from Rocky Horror, that I like;
Janet: Look, I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared!
Franknfurter: Don't be so upset... it was a mercy killing!
Dr. Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frankenfurter: Rocky!
(repeat three times)
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Post by Bonejangles rox on Jan 27, 2006 20:49:54 GMT -5
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:
Willy Wonka: "Good morning, Starshine! The Earth says hello!"
Willy Wonka: "That is called canniballism, my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." (Favorite line in the entire movie!)
Charlie: "I thought he was great at first, but then he didn't turn out so nice. He also has a funny haircut."
Willy: "I do NOT!!!"
Mrs. Beaureguard: "I can't have a blueberry for a daughter! How's she supposed to compete?!?"
Veruca: "You could put her in a county fair."
WILLY'S GIGGLE!!! XDXDXD
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Post by Moonlight on Jan 27, 2006 22:08:37 GMT -5
From Most Haunted (not a movie, a TV show, but whatever XP)
Richard: We're in hell!
Yvette: Uhh... thanks, Richard
Phil: *bumps into table* *BLEEEP*
Guy on Camrera: Make a noise so we know you are here.
Guy off Camera: *bump* .... that was me!
Guy on Camera: It was obviously you.
Guy: *hears a noise like someone is walking around him* Ahhh! *yells*
Other Guy: Shhhhh!!
Guy: *makes gestures to say "Move the camera!"*
Other Guy: *knocks camera over*
Random guy: *is in a forest and hears a scary noise. Starts humming to self*
(I know this show isn't supposed to be funny, but it always makes me laugh at some parts ^^ and I don't know all of the peoples' names. Sorry XP)
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Post by EbonyStar on Jan 28, 2006 18:26:03 GMT -5
I love hearing those quotes, Jem. They make me laugh, too
Abarat: Days of Magic, Nights of War
[exchange between Candy, the heroine of the story, and Methis, an ever-hungry creature called a zethek, after they rather grudgingly helped each other escape the clutches of villains and such]
Methis: We won't see each other again after this, I daresay, so I suppose I should wish you luck.
Candy: Oh, well, that's nice--
Mathis: But I'm not going to. It seems to me you're just a troublemaker, and the more luck you have the more trouble you'll make.
[about to open the door to the pyramids with large LARGE insects inside]
Vol: They [the insects] make that noise because they smell us. Especially you, Shape.
Shape: Why me?
Vol: They sense that you're close to death. They lick their lips in anticipation.
Shape: Insects don't have lips.
Vol: I doubt...that you've ever looked closely enough...
[and a few moments later, when Shape pushes Vol away and, in doing so, knocks the bugs that live on the man into the ocean]
Vol: Oh, don't drown, little ones! Where are you? Please, please, please, please don't drown.......They're gone! you did this!
Shape: So? What if I did? They were lice and worms."
Vol: They were my children! My children."
Carrion: Silence, gentlemen. You may continue your debate when we have finished our business here. Do you hear me, Vol? Stop sulking! There'll be other lice, just as adorable.
Carrion: I'm going to give you the Key to the Pyramids, so that you can have the honor of opening the door for me.
Shape: The door?
Carrion: The door.
Shape: Me?
Carrion: You.
Carrion [to his servant]: Aren't you afraid, Letheo? The old witch is dangerous. Don't you know that?
Letheo: I ain't afraid of her. I got you to protect me, boss. Anyhow, I want to see what all the fuss is about.
Carrion: So you've never laid eyes on my lovely grandmother? Well then, you should go and let her in. It's time you met the wickedest woman in the Abarat.
[not even an exaggeration...]
Carrion: You look wonderful, Grandmother.
Mater Motley: And you look haggard. What's wrong with you? Lovesick?
Kaspar Wolfswinkel: Lookee yum! Yiefire! 'Sblud, 'sblud on das tallyman. An' then a flick! An' then a flack, yeah! Lookee Malanin. Tarrie--pus die, tarrie--pus die! Laodamia tee; ewe et taud. Blebs a merrio, huh? Wanton! Blebs a merrio! Sool a salis pidden. Zuberratium! Ha!
[don't worry, I didn't understand a word of it, either]
Letheo [taking Candy in a boat after he kidnapped her to his master]: You're crazy!
Candy: I've been thinking that myself lately. *rocks boat more violently*
Letheo: He didn't tell me you were crazy!
Candy: Who didn't tell you? Come on, spit it out!
Letheo: My employer. Mister...Mister Masper.
Candy: And how much is this Mister Masper paying you to get me on this little boat trip?
Letheo: Eleven paterzem.
Candy [disappointed]: I'm only worth eleven paterzem?
[for reference: eleven paterzem, though it may be considered a lot to someone living in Abarat, is only worth about eleven dollars. probably less]
[yes, Jem, I read ahead to the end, but only to this part]
Witch, do this for me:
Find me a moon
made of longing.
Then cut it sliver thin,
and having cut it,
hang it high
above my beloved's house,
so that she may look up
tonight
and see it,
and seeing it, sigh for me
as I sigh for her,
moon or no moon.
~ Christpher Carrion
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Post by Moonlight on Jan 28, 2006 18:41:30 GMT -5
Kaspar Wolfswinkel: Lookee yum! Yiefire! 'Sblud, 'sblud on das tallyman. An' then a flick! An' then a flack, yeah! Lookee Malanin. Tarrie--pus die, tarrie--pus die! Laodamia tee; ewe et taud. Blebs a merrio, huh? Wanton! Blebs a merrio! Sool a salis pidden. Zuberratium! Ha! [don't worry, I didn't understand a word of it, either] *laughs hysterically* XDD |
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Post by EbonyStar on Jan 28, 2006 18:59:22 GMT -5
Glad you liked it, Jem. Took forever to type out, considering I made, like, fifty mistakes XP
There were too many smooth, witty villain quotes. I felt some nonsense was needed
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Post by Bonejangles rox on Jan 28, 2006 19:27:19 GMT -5
Just call me Single Movie Rampage Girl...
The Emperor's New Groove:
Kuzco: "Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this to me might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?"
Kuzco: "Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
Pacha: "Yup."
Kuzco: "Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
Pacha: "Most likely."
Kuzco: "Bring it on."
Kuzco: "No touchy!" (Gotta love the random hand motions)
Yzma: "Pull the lever, Kronk! WRONG LEVEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Why do we even have that lever?"
Kuzco: "Okay, why does she even have that lever?!?"
Kuzco: "Hate your hair, not likely, yikes, yikes, yikes, and let me guess, you have a great personality."
Yzma: "Tell us where the talking llama is, and we'll burn your house to the ground."
Kronk: "Uh, don't you mean "or"?"
Yzma:"Tell us where the talking llama is, or we'll burn your house to the ground."
Yzma: "I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box into another box, then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives... I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!"
Kuzzie <3: "You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is... you need hands!"
Devil: "Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one. Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing."
Angel: "We've been through this, it's a harp, and you know it."
Devil: "Right. That's a harp, and that's a dress."
Angel: "Robe!"
Devil: "Reason number two... look what I can do." *one handed handstand*
Kronk: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Kuzco: "GOW! You threw off my groove!"
Guard: "I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove."
Old dude: "SOOOORRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!"
Tipo: Dad, look out!
Chicha: Tipo, what is it?
Tipo: I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log and was careening out of control down a raging river of death!
Chicha: It's all right, it's all right. It was just a dream.
Tipo: It was awful!
Chicha: Calm down, Tipo. Your dad's fine. He just went back to the emperor.
Tipo: Oh, just like you told him to, because you're always right.
Chicha: That's right.
Chaca: Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama.
Tipo: Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Chaca: It could.
Tipo: Nu-uh!
Chaca: Yuh-huh!
Tipo: Nu-uh!
Etc.
Chicha: Good night, kids.
Tipo/Chaca: Night, Mom! *continue fighting*
Kuzco: "Yay, I'm a llama again! ...wait..."
Yzma: "Kronk! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey!"
Angel: "Whoa now!"
Yzma: "A really, really big, stupid monkey named Kronk!"
Devil: "Ouch."
Yzma: "And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs."
Kronk/Devil/Angel: *GASP*
Yzma: "Never!"
Devil: "That's it. She's goin' down."
Angel: "Remember, guys. From above, the wickeds shall receive their just reward.
*angelic music*
Kronk/Devil/Angel: "That'll work."
Kronk:"Strange. That usually works."
Yzma: "And so does this!"
Kronk: "Ah. Should've seen that coming."
Pacha: "Where will we live?"
Kuzco: "Hmm... don't know, don't care."
Kuzco: "LLAMA FACE!!!"
Old Dude: "Beware the grooove..."
Pacha: "Are you gonna be all right?"
Old Dude: "Grooooove..."
Kuzco: "You have a lovely wife. Both...very pretty."
Kuzco: "He's doing his own theme music?!? Ugh, big, dumb and tone deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this."
Pacha: Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you? I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong.
Kuzco: Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama.
Pacha: I could've let you die out there in that jungle, and then all my problems would be over.
Kuzco: Well, that makes you ugly and stupid.
Pacha: Let's end this.
Kuzco: Ladies first.
Pacha: "For the last time, it was not a kiss."
Kuzco: "Woo-yeah! Look at me and my bad self! I snatched you right out of the air! "Ooh, I'm a crumbly canyon wall, and I'm taking you with me." Well, not today, pal! Uh-huh! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!"
And best of all...
Kuzco: "Um, what's with the chimp and the bug?!? Can we get back to... ME?"
I love my Kuzzie... And for the record, I prefer BJR to Single Movie Rampage Girl.
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Post by Norrington's Phantomess on Jan 28, 2006 20:28:31 GMT -5
A Series of Unfortunate Events:
Olaf: "roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted."
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Post by Girl Anachronism on Jan 29, 2006 16:59:42 GMT -5
From Ferris Buellers Day Off:
Ferris: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
From Beetlejuice:
Adam: What are your qualifications?
Betelgeuse: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
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Post by EbonyStar on Jan 29, 2006 17:15:00 GMT -5
Erica, that Beetlejuice one is one of my absolute favorites. The delivery, the facial expressions.....priceless
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Post by Girl Anachronism on Jan 29, 2006 17:23:04 GMT -5
Erica, that Beetlejuice one is one of my absolute favorites. The delivery, the facial expressions.....priceless Yeah, It has to be one of my top 5 all time favorite movie quotes.  >:(damn my Beetlejuice dvd for disapearing. I'll probably end up buying it again and finding my old one 2 days later...  |
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