Movie Quotes

[Bonejangles rox]

OMG, those are some of my favorite quotes from that movie!!! I've memorized Fred and George's song:

Viktor, I love you
Viktor, I do!
When we're apart, my heart beats only for you!

Yeah... I'm obsessed.

Since we're doing random quotes from whatever we feel like now, there's a movie based off it, and I just saw the play off Broadway on Saturday (it was awesome): Annie:

Hooverville-ites: We've got no turkey for our stuffing
WHY DON'T WE STUFF YOU?!?

Warbucks: Do you want to meet Babe Ruth, Annie?
Annie: *exitedly* Oh, boy, would I!! Who's Babe Ruth?! (It's her voice that makes that funny)

Rooster: This is my new girlfriend, Lily St. Regis.
Lily: I'm named after the hotel (she is the dumbest of dumb blondes)

Miss Hannigan: You outta the clink? What were you in for this time?
Rooster: Some old geezer said I swindled him outta eleven hundred bucks.
Miss Hannigan: Why'd he say that?
Lily: Because the Rooster swindled him outta eleven hundred bucks.

Molly (the littlest orphan): *watches Miss Hannigan drinking... some alcoholic thing*
Miss Hannigan: It's medicine.
Molly: You must be really sick.

Orphans: Yank the whiskers from her chin!
Jab her with a saftey pin!
Make her drink a Mickey Fin
*mockingly* We love you, Miss Hannigan!

Miss Hannigan: You know what I'm getting you for Christmas?
Laundryman: What did I get you last year?
Miss Hannigan: *annoyed* Nothing.

Grace: Mr. Warbucks is so taken with Annie he wishes to adopt her.
Miss Hannigan: Would you excuse me for a moment? *goes into her office and screams for, like, ten minutes*

Warbucks: Your parents passed away many years ago.
Annie: *stunned*
Warbucks: Are you okay, Annie?
Annie: Yes... *perfectly happy again* Now, who the heck are Ralph and Shirley Mudge? (they're Rooster and Lily pretending to be Annie's parents)

[sandsagent]

my favourite quote from Annie has to be,

Miss Hannigan" kill kill KILL"

Miss Hannigan: "she had to go bathroom" (I love the way she says it)

and I think this one is right: -

Pepper: "kissy kissy kissy"

[Bonejangles rox]

I don't know any of those quotes. It would have helped if my Annie tape didn't get eaten by the VCR when I was five, wouldn't it?

Wicked because THEY'RE MAKING A WICKED MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem*:

Wizard: Where I'm from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it history.

Galinda/Elphaba: There's been some confusion for you see my roommate is...
Galinda: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...
Elphaba: BLONDE

Boq: I hope you'll save at least one dance for me. I'll be right there. Waiting. All night.

Fiyero: What is it?
Elphaba: It's just... for the first time...I feel... wicked

Random dudes: Look at her, she's wicked! GET HER!!!!

Lady who I don't know her name: I've striven to ensure that all of Oz knows the story of your braverism.

Same lady: ... where she had been lurking surruptisially

SAME lady: There is a definish chance (she makes up a lot of interesting words)...

[sandsagent]

lol yes it might. I really do love Annie though. hhmm okay a few more movie quotes. Okay OUATIM quotes: -

Sands "I can't see f*ckmook I have no eyes"

Curcuey(sp?) "They call him El as in the."

Sands "I know what it means thank you.

Sands "smoke the f*cker, send him straight to f*cking broadway"

Sands "I don't hear you running"

Sands "f*ck you"

Sands "i'm just walking my beat friend. Mexico is my beat and i'm walking it"

Sands "are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCANT"

(forget his name) "this is a set up, it smells like a set up"

Sands "you want to know the secret to winning? Creative sportsmenship. In otherwords one has to rig the game"

Sands "can you dig it?"

president "who are you"

El "sons of Mexico sir"

El's "brother" "I don't think, I drink"

Sands "hello? hello can you hear me now. f*cking bells"

Sands "Are you still standing?"

El "still"

Sands "good"

[Bonejangles rox]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (aka the world's stupidest movie that's still funny):

Minstral- Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken
To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ***** and his bottom burned off and his ****split...

Minstral- Brave Sir Robin ran away
Sir Robin: No!
Minstral- Bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin- I didn't!
Minstral- When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat
A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.
Sir Robin- All lies!

French Dude- I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

King Aurthur- You've got no arms left.
Black Knight- Yes I have.
King Arthur- Look!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Guy: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Guy- I got better.

French Dude- You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nnnnnig-hts.

Sir Bedevere- ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur- This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours.
Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?

Guard- Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Black Knight- Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur- You'll what?
Black Knight- Come here!
King Arthur- What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight- I'm invincible!
King Arthur ...You're a loony.

Knight- We are the Knights who say... NI!

Knight- We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Other Knights- NI!!!
Knight- Shh... We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm! (I pay WAY too close attention to that movie...)


Not so Dead Guy- I'm not dead.
Guy- What?
Other guy- Nothing. There's your ninepence.
Not so Dead Guy- I'm not dead.
Guy- 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Other guy- Yes he is.
Not so Dead Guy- I'm not.
Guy- He isn't.
Other guy- Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Not so Dead Guy- I'm getting better.
Other guy- No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Guy- Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Not so Dead Guy- I don't want to go on the cart.
Other guy Oh, don't be such a baby.
Guy- I can't take him.
Not so Dead Guy- I feel fine.
Other guy- Oh, do me a favor.
Guy- I can't.
Other guy- Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Guy- I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Other guy- Well, when's your next round?
Guy- Thursday.
Not so Dead Guy- I think I'll go for a walk.
Other guy- You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Not so Dead Guy- I feel happy. I feel happy. *is hit on the head... and killed*

King Arthur- Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight- 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur- A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight- No it isn't.
King Arthur- What's that, then?
Black Knight- I've had worse.
King Arthur- You liar.
Black Knight- Come on ya pansy!

Black Knight- I'll bit your legs off!

Narrator- And as the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!

And my personal favorite, the beginning credits- (translated frombeing grossly misspelled) Why not try a holiday in Sweden this year? See the lovely lakes, the wonderful telephone system, and many interesting furry animals, including the majestic moose. A moose once bit my sister. No, really! She was carving her initials on the moose with an innerspace toothbrush given by Svenge- her brother in law- an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist, Fillings of Passion, The Huge Molars of Hordst Nordfink...

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

Mind you, moose bites can be very nasty.

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sackedhave been sacked.

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JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
Producer
MARK FORSTARTER
Assisted by
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
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Directed by
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76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

Llamas are awesome ^.^

[sandsagent]

erm okay this could be random I feel like quoting from a lot of movies so get ready.

Dracula2001

Dracula: "You think you can teach me about betrayal?"

Laura: "so you haven't told me your name"
(answer)
Dracula: "I have many but we are all so much more complicated than our names.

Dracula: "You made the world in your image, now I make it in mine"

Simon: "the undead...UNDEAD?"

Simon: "This is the f*cking twilight zone"

Vampire: sorry sport i'm an aithiest
(answer)
Simon: "God loves you anyway"

Dracula: "I...release...you"

Dracula: "You think you can defend her, with a bible?"

Brokeback mountain

"I wish I knew how to quit you"

"Jack f*ckin' twist"

Constantine:

Chas: "John, John Constantine it's raining"

Lucifer: "they have the spear of destiny" (mocking tone)

Chas "I love our little talks John"

Gabriel: "You choose a higher path, look how well you're doing"

Balthazar "oohh spooky"
John: "Balthazer"
Balthazar: "Johnny boy. Word is you're going down fresh meat *hisses* finger lickin good."
John: "I'll make you're night i'll deport your sorry ass right back were you came from you ha;f breed piece of sh*t"
Midnite: "ENOUGH! you know the rules of my house while here you will abide by them"

Chas: "who's a rat in a dress now huh b*tch?"

Chas: "why would you do that when you know its not my car?"
John: "I told you to move"
Chas: "you told me to move but if you'd said it was a 300 pound mirror you were dropping with a pissed of demon i would have moved it further john"

[sephy]

Velvet Goldmine (some of them totally yoinked from Oscar Wilde but oh well )
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person, give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth"-Brian Slade

"Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner"-Brian

"the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold, the curves of your lips rewrite history"-Curt Wilde

"the next day every schoolgirl in London was wearing glitter eye make-up and I was out of a bleeding job"-Manager

"It doesn't matter much what a man does with his life, what matters is the legend that grows up around him"-Jerry Divine

"the secret to becomming a star, is to know how to behave like one"-Jerry

"it's funny how beautiful people look when they're walking out the door"- Mandi Slade

"We set out to change the world...wound up only changing outselves"-Curt

Battle Royale
"I just....didn't wanna be a loser anymore"-Mitsuko Souma.

"and then...in the end...i'm glad I found true friends"-Kawada Shougo

"I think..you're..really cool"-Takako Chigusa

"come at me, every inch of me will resist you!"-Takako Chigusa

"do you know what that means?"-Yukie Utsumi
"what?" -Shuya Nanahara
"doesn't matter" -Yukie
*later- after Yukie's death*
*sign on screen "do you know what that means?"*
"How am I supposed to know? I don't know what any of it means!" -Shuya Nanahara.

"life is a game, so play to win and find out if you're worth it!"- Mr. Kitano.

"I will never play this game.." -Sakura Ogawa.


Ringu
"Why are you....the only one saved?" Sadako.

Ghost in the Shell 2:Innocence
"The Definition of beauty is a living, breathing doll...devoid of a soul"

Moon Child
*guy reveals a kanji tattoo on his arm that says the word "kitchen"*
"Thats a f*cking famous Ninja's name in Japan"-Sho

"I've fed on so many evil men..I think i'm becomming like them"-Kei

"the slow ones get hit!"- Toshi

*in the middle of a gunfight*
"oi Sho"-Kei
"what?"-Sho
"there's a hole in your jacket"-Kei
*Sho looks*
"jerks! this cost me a lot!"-*Sho rushes off, firing.

"hey Kei...the sun's coming.."-Sho.


and 2 from a TV show called Red Dwarf
"Mr Flibble's very cross"
"change of plan...LEG IT!"

[sandsagent]

oohh i've not quoted in a while hhmm what will I quote just now.

Moulin Rouge

Satine: "you promised me you wouldn't be jelous"

Christian: "the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return"

Satine: It's just an infactuation.

Zidler(sp?) SHE'S CONFESSING!!!

Satine: "oh yes, yes, yes let met mummy help"

The Others.

Grace: "When ever you you feel afraid I want you to squeeze it tight and see an our father.

Nicholas: "no it wont" (not sure of exact quote)

Grace: "Yes, yes it will honestly. Don't you see when you do that the Lord is with you?"

Ann: "I'm walking and my name is Ann. My name is Ann and i'm walking."

Grace: "this house is ours. Say it with me..."

Grace Ann and Nicholas: "this house is ours, this house is ours"

Mrs Mills: "they're leaving in the morning but others will come sometimes we'll sense them and others we wont but that's the way it's always been."

Mrs Mills: "sometimes the world of the dead gets mixed up with the world of the living."

Grace: "oh my God in heaven no. That can never happen the living and the dead they can only meet at the end of eternity..it says so in the bible."

Ann: "Doves are anything but holy"

Nicholas: "they poo on our windows"

Grace: "there is something in this house, something not at rest"

[sojuske]

From Kabhi Kushi Kabhie Gham
Anjali:"I'm going to tell my sister I really like her Ashfaque miya!"((the man she's going to marry))
Rahul: "*laughs before looking at her* "Who's Ashfaque mia?"
Anjali: "You're asking me who Ashfaque Miya is? You're so funny, your're so funny!" (she thinks Rahul is ashfaque miya...)

Anjali: Here it is... Yashvardhan Raichand. A big snob!
Rahul: *trying to play along not realizing he's been mistaken for someone else* Absolutly
Anjali: And this is his son... God! He looks exactly like you....
Rahul: Show me... *takes it* Ah, Ashfaque miya....
Anjali: *realizes her mistake* .... I'm a dead duck... I'm a dead duck...

*Rahul leaves Ashfaque enters*
Ashfaque: Greetings... I'm Ashfaque...
Anjali: And I'm the Queen of Persia!

Naina: "Was it someone else?"
Rahul: *laughs* "It was many others, you know me."
Naina: "Oh I know you... you stud you.
Rahul: Yah, Me stud me.
((funniest part was they did the whole "you know me to the me stud me" in english))

(Rahul just pointed out Rohan's chubbiness to their mother)
Rohan: Yes, yes, please laugh at me.. when I go away to the boarding school you will all forget me... nobody loves me.....*starts crying in DJ's arms*
Rahul: Oh, by the way fatty.....mother loves me more than you.

(10 years later, rohan finds rahul and they are reunited)
Rohan: And you were right. Mother does love you more than I.
Rahul: *crying* I know....

Red Dwarf
William Boyd/Rimmer: This is a nightmare. I'm on the run from the facist police with a murdere and a mass murderer and a man in a brigh nylon shirt. I'm just a piece of flotsam jetsam human wreakage sputerbag who smells like a yak latrine. And now my best flashing mag's about to be splattered with an Androids brain. I'm after you with the gun.
Sebastian Boyd/ ListerLister: Yah... count me too.
Dibble?/Cat: Ditto.
Bullet/Kryten: But there's only one bullet left...
Cat: Ah, maybe if we just put our heads together the bullet can go down the line!

[sandsagent]

POTO quotes,

Erik: "You try my patience make your choice

Mme Giry: "The angel sees the angel knows"

Erik: "come we must return

I have loads more but there in the songs so yeah

[Bonejangles rox]

The Benchwarmers:

Gus: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?
Clark: I'm not picking, I'm scratching.
Gus: What are you scratching, your brain?!
Clark: Yeah, cuz it's, like, huge!

Jerry: You tools think you're atheletes now?
Richie (David Spade *drool*): That's funny, I didn't know athlete had three syllables in it. That's ama-zaz-ing!

Mel: If you build it, nerds will come (like my house--- they built it, and my dad and my sister came!)

Richie: I...like...salad... (he actually said that to a pretty girl, how pathetic is that?)

Howie: Richie said there were serial killers in the neighborhood killing people named Howie! MY NAME IS HOWIE!

Mel: Have you even known the joys of having children?
Richie: Never had a date.
Clark: Never talked to a girl.

Marcus: Do you still think I look like Yoda?
Gus: No.
Marcus: But Yoda's my favorite!

Clark: I got a new text message..... my mom says we're having macaroni for dinner sweet!!


That was a very funny movie... or maybe I just liked it because David Spade's hot, no matter how ugly his hair looks in it. *le sigh*

[sephy]

sojuske said:

Dibble?/Cat: Ditto.

*pedantic mode* It's Dwayne Dibley and William and Sebsatian Doyle *end pedantic mode*

The Wicker Man
Edward Woodwood's character (*forgets his name*)"But..but those girls are naked!"
Lord Summerisle "Of course, it's very dangorous to jump through fire with your clothes on"

[sandsagent]

10 things I hate about you

Micheal: "I have a thingy on my face don't I?"

Pat: "are you telling me i'm not a pretty guy?"

Micheal: "one quick question before we start, should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?"

Pat: "what?"

Joey: "I heard he ate a live duck once"

Micheal: "Everything but the beak and feet"

Joey: "I ate some great duck last night"

Pat: "do I know you?"

thats all I can be bothered typing for now lol

[sojuske]

Why did I say Boyd? I know it's doyle. Though I did forget Dwayne Dibbley's name, thanks ^^;
The Brittas Empire
*comes upon his own funeral/memorial and doesn't know it*
Gavin: Peter, Dad, Bob, Alice, what are you doing here?
Brittas: They've all come here for a funeral Gavin.
Gavin: Oh, I'm sorry... Anyone I know?
((Funeral is for him))

Tim: Yes yes, I know what it says. That's my real name..
Brittas: Wot, Timothy Goerbbels(sp?)?

Brittas: *crawling over to Colin after being shot at* Colin! ARe you all right?
Colin: I'm fine Mr. Brittas. I've just been shot in the head that's all.

Colin: May I say, it's an honor to share the same bullet with you. *falls unconcious*

(after hearing word on where an 8 year old girl is after disappearing from the sports center)
Brittas: Mrs Versacaly(sp?) dry your tears, I've found your daughter.
Mrs V: *gasps* Where is she?
Brittas: Well I say found her, I have located her.
Nicole(I think): Well where is she?
Brittas: At this present moment and time she is somewhere underneath the english channel hurtling towards france on a Euro Star.
Mr. V: What's she doing on that?
Brittas: Playing I-spy with the driver apparently. They've got stuck on T for turtle. Nyaa*laughthing*
Mr V: How did she get on the train?
Brittas: Illegally.

Ok, this is a book
Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers

"For anyone living on Earth the result would be mindfizzlingly spectacular. 128 stars would appear to go supernova simultaneously; burning with such ferocity they would be visable even in daylight. And the 128 Supernovi would spell out a message, and this would be the message:
COKE ADDS LIFE...."
".. The cost of this single three word ad in star writing across the universe would amount to the entire military budget of the USA for the whole of history. Pepsi would be buried. Ok, it wasn't wonderful ecologically speaking. Ok, it involved the destruction of 128 stars which otherwise would have lasted another 25 million years or so. Ok, when the stars exploded, they would gobble up three or four planets in each of their solar systems. And Ok, the resulting radiation would last long past the lifetime of our own planet. But it sure as hell would sell a lot of cans of a certain fizzy drink."
(that was longer than I thought it would be)

"He heard what sounded like a nuclear wind roaring down the corridor towards him. It was in fact a nuclear wind roaring down the corridor towards him.
"What now?" he thought rather irratably, and was suddenly hit full in the face by a nuclear explosion."

[Bonejangles rox]

National Treasure (I LOVE this movie):

~ Riley: It's surrounded by guards... video monitors... and little families from Iowa... and little kids on their eighth grade field trips!!!

~ Abigail: May I see this pipe?
Riley: We don't have it.
Abigail: Did Bigfoot take it?

~Ben: We're in a little trouble.
Patrick: Is she pregnant?
Abigail: ... I look pregnant?!

~ Guy: How do a bunch of people with hand tools build all this?
Ben: The same way the built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China.
Riley: Yeah... the aliens helped them.

~ Riley: I know something about history that you don't know.
Ben: I'd be very excited to learn about it, Riley.
Riley: Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Well, except now.
Abigail: Riley!
Riley: All right! What I know is that daylight savings wasn't established until World War I. If it's 3 p.m. now that means that in 1776 it would be 2 p.m.

~Riley: *looking at a statue* It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant. *hugs statue* *<<<FAVORITE LINE*

~Riley: When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry. This car smells weird.

~ Abigail: Are you crying, Riley?
Riley: Oh, look, stairs!

~ Guy: Door number one, you go to prison for a very long time. Door number two, we are going to get back the Declaration of Independence, you help us find it, and you still go to prison for a very long time, but you feel better inside.
Ben: Is there a door that doesn't lead to prison?

~ Ben: The preservation room. Enjoy. Go ahead. Do you know what the preservation room is for?
Riley: Delicious jams and jellies?

~Ben: I'm so sorry I dropped you - I had to save the Declaration!
Abigail: No, don't be. I would have done exactly the same to you.
Ben: Really?
Abigai: Yeah.
Riley: I would've dropped you both! Freaks.

~ Ben: A toast? Yeah. To high treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and-oh! My personal favorite-and had their entrails cut out and burned!

~ Riley: For the record, Ben, I like the house.
Ben: You know, I chose this estate because in 1812 Charles Carroll met...
Riley: Yeah, someone that did something in history and had fun. Great. Wonderful. Could have had a bigger house.

~ Guy: Prison.
Riley: Alberquerque. See, I can do it, too. Snorkel.

~ Guy: Agent Dawes, do you have a visual? Do you see Gates in the water?
Other Guy: Sir? It's the Hudson. Nothing is visible.
Guy: Smart fish.