Movie Quotes

[Moonlight]

Post some of your favorite movie quotes here! ^^;

I've got some from The Brothers Grimm (which is a funny movie, actually ^^):

Jake Grimm *who is drunk at a party*: There is definitely money to be made in witches--
Will Grimm: Jake! *pulls him away* ... *to the villagers at the party:* He can't hold his ale!
Jake: I can't hold my ale!!
Villagers: *cheering*

Will Grimm: We're here to save your land from evil enchantments.
Sasha: Papa, they're famous!
Will Grimm: Right you are, son! The famous Brothers Grimm! Look at this strapping young man.
Father: He is my daughter.
[awkward silence]
Will Grimm: ...And a fine wife he'll make some lucky man.


So... yeah ^^; favorite movie quotes go here.

[EbonyStar]

*hugs* Jem, you're the best. I'm gonna be posting regularly on this thread

I'm in a Dark Crystal mood, so...

Jen: Wings? I don't have wings!
Kira: Of course not. You're a boy.

Chamberlain: Mmmmmmm
General: I hate your whimper!
Chamberlain: .....Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Only ones I can remember off the top of my head

[Moonlight]

BROTHERS GRIMM QUOTE:

Will Grimm: This is suicide.
Jake Grimm: ...... probably.

[Norrington's Phantomess]

CatCF:
Charlie: You can eat the grass?
Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable. Even I’m eatable, but that is called “cann-i-balism”, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. . . ya. Enjoy! Go on…Scoo!

Mrs. Gloop: Where is my son? Where does that pipe go to?
Wonka: That pipe it just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry-flavored chocolate-covered fudge.
Mrs. Gloop: [going into hysterics] Then he will be made into strawberry-flavored chocolate-covered fudge?! They’ll be selling him by the pound all over the world!
Wonka: No. I wouldn’t allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavored chocolate-covered Gloop? Ew. No-one would buy it. [turns around] Blblblblblblblblblbblblbl!. An Oompa Loompa comes up]
Wonka: [to Oompa Loompa] I’d want you to take Mrs. Gloop up to the fudge room. ‘Kay? Help her find her son. Take a long stick [demonstrates with his cane] and start poking around in the big chocolate mixing barrel. ‘Kay?

Wonka: And this is hair toffee! [picks up an orange toffee] You suck down one of these little boogers and in exactly half an hour, a brand new crop of hair will start growing out all over the top of your little noggin! And a mustache! And a beard!
Mike: Who wants a beard?
Wonka: Well….beatniks, for one, folksingers, and motorbike riders. You know! All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen and groovy cats. It’s in the fridge, Daddy-O. Are you hep to the jive? Can you dig what I’m laying down? I know that you could. Slide me some skin, soul-brother.
-That's all for now.

[EbonyStar]

Corpse Bride

Mr. Everglot: .....there's an eye in me soup.

I dunno why, but I love that line to death

[Genineisbeinglazy]

THE PRODUCERS!

Leo: I'm wet! I'm wet and I'm still hysterical!

Leo I'm not going into the toilet, I'm going into SHOWBUSINESS!

Leo: Let's assume for a moment that you are a dishonest man.
Max: Assume away!


Some other ones:

Frank: I must tell my birds!

Carmen: He's having a stroke...
Leo: What?
Carmen: ...of GENIUS!!

[sojuske]

Oh yes the producers
Leo: Youre going to jump on me!
Max: What?
Leo: Youre going to jump on me and squish me like Nero did to Pompeia
Max: Who?

Leo: I'm hysterical!
Max: *splashes water on him*
Leo: I'm wet... I'm wet and I'm hysterical!
Max: *slaps him*
Leo: I'm in pain. And I'm wet. And I'm still hysterical!

"Don't be stupid be a smartie, come and join the Nazi party"
For some strange horrible reason, I love that line.

[Emily]

Roger: Shows should be more pretty, shows should be more witty. Shows should be more....what's the word?
Leo: Gay?
Roger: Exactly!

Carmen: May I take your hats, coats and swastikas?

Ulla: Remember vhen Ulla dance?
Max & Leo: Yeah...
Ulla: Ulla dance again!
Max: Ulla dance again...

Leo: Max was right! There is alot more to me than there is to me!

And now one from Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"

[Norrington's Phantomess]

Nightmare Before Christmas:
Santa: Haven't you heard of peace on earth and good will towards men?
Lock, Shock, and Barrel: NO!

[Bonejangles rox]

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Jack: STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!

Governor: I granted you clemency, and this is how you thank me? By throwing in your luck with him? He's a pirate!
Will: And a good man!
Jack: *mouths* That's me. (that part just kills me every time!)

Jack: I think we've all reached a very special place here, eh? Spiritually... excumenically... gramatically. I want you to know, I was rooting for you, mate. Elizabeth, it would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will! ...Nice hat

Mask of Zorro:
Dude: I thought you were tied up!
Joaquin: That's because you are stupid

I'm full of stupid movie quotes! I will be back!

[Norrington's Phantomess]

This is not a movie quote, but it is in the Historian by Elizabeth Kostova-a book about Dracula.

"Get out of here, Romanian daughter of wolves. You and your friend bring the curse of the vampire to out city."
It is one of the three books I am reading right now. HeeHeeHee!

[Alaerda]

Hmmm what's my favorite quote?? Oh I have many, Im gonna shorten them all!! lol As best as I can, lol ^^;;

Van Helsing

Frankenstein's Monster: Let me go!
Carl: Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.

Top Hat: I see the Wolfman hasn't killed you yet.
Van Helsing: Don't worry. He's getting to it.

*droool Van Helsing is so hot... ::melts::*

Aleera: Anna, my love. It is your blood that shall keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?
[laughs triumphantly, then screams as Anna catches a silver stake and impales her through the chest]
Anna Valerious: I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it!

Carl: Here, take this.
[he hands Van Helsing a bag, then begins to fill it]
Carl: Rings of garlic... holy water... silver stake... crucifix...
[they pass two monks test-firing a Gatling gun]
Van Helsing: Why can't I have one of those?

This is just totally hilarious!! >w<

[after Van Helsing's first, failed attempt to kill Dracula]
Anna Valerious: A silver stake? A crucifix? What, did you think we haven't tried everything before? We've shot him, stabbed him, clubbed him, sprayed him with holy water, staked him through the heart, and STILL he lives! Do you understand? No-one knows how to kill Dracula!
Van Helsing: Well, I could have used that information a little earlier.

LOL. *rolling on the floor laughing her throat off*

UNDERWORLD

Selene: I am a Death Dealer, sworn to destroy those known as the Lycans. Our war has waged for centuries, unseen by human eyes. But all that is about to change.

[Erika helps Selene escape]
Selene: Why are you helping me?
Erika: I'm not. I'm helping me.

Viktor: Lucian is dead.
Singe: According to whom?

Ack I love that line!

Viktor: Your incompetence is becoming most... *taxing*.

Lord of the Rings

Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes.
Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.

Boromir: [holding the ring after Frodo has lost it] It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

*this line kinda reminds me of Victor holding the ring in CB. If that ring hadnt been there, Victor wouldn't have met Emily. lol*

Galadriel: The one ring to rule them all.

*Ack and the Elf Woman to warn them all*

13 GOING ON 30

Matt: You can't just turn back time, Jenna.
Jenna: Why not?

Jenna: You want to know a secret?
Matt: Yeah.
Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever met.

Aww..... Jenna reminds me of Emily...

Pirates of the Caribbean 1-2

Davey Jones: You have a debt to pay. You owe Davey Jones your soul. That was the agreement. Time's up! You are a marked man, Jack Sparrow.

Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
[sees Jack being chased]
Will Turner: Never mind! Let's go!

Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

Jack Sparrow: That's the second time I've ever watched that man sail away with my ship.

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate.

Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request... Means "no."

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around.

Will Turner: It's not your blood they needed. It was my father's blood. My blood... the blood of a pirate.

*GOOSEBUMPS!! GOOSEBUMPS!! Running THROUGH MY SHOULDER!! AHHH! GET IT OFF!!* lol Poor beautiful Orli, my Orli....

hmmm if i keep going, you'll die from boredom, lol

[Moonlight]

These are from Narnia:

LUCY: *holds out hand*
TUMNUS: ........
LUCY: .... You shake it.
TUMNUS: Why?
LUCY: I...... I don't know.....

EDMUND: Woah, horsie!
HORSE: My name is Phillip.

[EbonyStar]

LOL I loved those parts, Jem. Just the way Lucy kind of stops and gets this shocked look, and says "I...I don't know!"

I'm not sure if these are exact, but...

Narnia: LWW
Edmund: she's right. How do we know we can trust him?
Peter: He said he knows the faun (can't remember how to spell it...)
Susan: He's a beaver. He shouldn't be saying anything!

Peter: *pulls out sword and points it at wolves*
Maugrim (wolf): Put that down, boy. Someone could get hurt.

[Emily]

One more from The Producers:

Max: Adolf Elizabeth Hitler?