Movie Quotes

[Norrington's Phantomess]

That is one of my favourite movies too.

[Girl Anachronism]

From Secret Window:
Mort: I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand new pack, smoke the sh*t out of that one.

Ken Karsch: No monsters up here.
Mort: [holding an oar] Did you check under my bed?
Ken Karsch: Yeah, even in your toy chest.

John Shooter: You strike me as the kind of guy who's on the lookout for a head he can knock off with a shovel.

I dunno why but that last one always makes me laugh.

From Chicago:
Liz: You know how some people have those habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I come home from work one night and I'm real irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPPIN'. So I said "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head.

[Norrington's Phantomess]

Sweet!!!!!

[Alaerda]

ericadepp said:

From Secret Window:
Mort: I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand new pack, smoke the sh*t out of that one.

Ken Karsch: No monsters up here.
Mort: [holding an oar] Did you check under my bed?
Ken Karsch: Yeah, even in your toy chest.

John Shooter: You strike me as the kind of guy who's on the lookout for a head he can knock off with a shovel.

I dunno why but that last one always makes me laugh.

I love Secret Window quotes, and LOVED the last scene where Mort goes all... uhh... crazy? lol

[Girl Anachronism]

alaerda said:

I love Secret Window quotes, and LOVED the last scene where Mort goes all... uhh... crazy? lol

Oh yeah I love that scene too. ;D By the way the novella Secret Window,Secret Garden is a good read too. In my opinion it's better than the movie.

Mort's Conscience: Why'd you put it on?
Mort: I don't know.
Mort's Conscience: Maybe he wanted you to.
Mort: Why would he want me to put his hat on?
Mort's Conscience: Maybe he wants you to...
Mort: Maybe he wants me to what?
Mort's Conscience: To get confused.
Mort: Oh, I'm already confused, Pilgrim. Plenty confused. So don't talk to me about confusion.
Mort's Conscience: Wait a minute. Back up just a sec. What about that?
Mort: What about what?
Mort's Conscience: Well, "pilgrim." "Shooter's bay," and the half a dozen other details you've chosen to ignore.
Mort: You know what? You're nuts. I don't need to listen to this sh*t from you.
Mort's Conscience: Are all these things coincidences?
Mort: I'm wearing his bruises aren't I? Aren't I?
Mort's Conscience: Are you?
Mort: Well...
[Mort checks his arms and the bruises are gone]
Mort: This doesn't make any sense.
Mort's Conscience: Would you like to hear something that does make sense? Call the police. Call Dave Newsome, tell me to come here this second and lock you up before you can do any more damage.
Mort: I'm gonna get a knife and cut you out of me.
Mort's Conscience: Before you kill anyone else.
Mort: I didn't kill anybody.
Mort's Conscience: You had a gun.
Mort: Wasn't loaded.
Mort's Conscience: Really?
Mort: No.
Mort's Conscience:You almost killed them. You wanted to.

Yeah...

[Alaerda]

ericadepp said:

alaerda said:

I love Secret Window quotes, and LOVED the last scene where Mort goes all... uhh... crazy? lol

Oh yeah I love that scene too. ;D By the way the novella Secret Window,Secret Garden is a good read too. In my opinion it's better than the movie.

Mort's Conscience: Why'd you put it on?
Mort: I don't know.
Mort's Conscience: Maybe he wanted you to.
Mort: Why would he want me to put his hat on?
Mort's Conscience: Maybe he wants you to...
Mort: Maybe he wants me to what?
Mort's Conscience: To get confused.
Mort: Oh, I'm already confused, Pilgrim. Plenty confused. So don't talk to me about confusion.
Mort's Conscience: Wait a minute. Back up just a sec. What about that?
Mort: What about what?
Mort's Conscience: Well, "pilgrim." "Shooter's bay," and the half a dozen other details you've chosen to ignore.
Mort: You know what? You're nuts. I don't need to listen to this sh*t from you.
Mort's Conscience: Are all these things coincidences?
Mort: I'm wearing his bruises aren't I? Aren't I?
Mort's Conscience: Are you?
Mort: Well...
[Mort checks his arms and the bruises are gone]
Mort: This doesn't make any sense.
Mort's Conscience: Would you like to hear something that does make sense? Call the police. Call Dave Newsome, tell me to come here this second and lock you up before you can do any more damage.
Mort: I'm gonna get a knife and cut you out of me.
Mort's Conscience: Before you kill anyone else.
Mort: I didn't kill anybody.
Mort's Conscience: You had a gun.
Mort: Wasn't loaded.
Mort's Conscience: Really?
Mort: No.
Mort's Conscience:You almost killed them. You wanted to.

Yeah...

Oh yes!! I read the Secret Garden, I think I liked the movie and the book both! But Johnny was a bit crazy and hot even with his messy hair, lol ^w^;;!

I kind liked this part of the crazy Mort as well!

Amy : [Jumps and Gasps] ["Shoot Her" is carved around him on the walls] [Amy covers her mouth and gasps] [Mort raises his eyes to look at her. He looks very mysterious] H-H-H-Hi. [Mort stares at her angrily] [Amy comes closer] Jesus, Mort. [She looks down at the front door which is open] W-Where-Where did you get that old thing? The attic?
Mort : [In a southern accent] It's mine. Wasn't ever anybody else's.
Amy : [Backs away a bit] [She breathes out] M-Mort.. What's wrong?
Mort : [Advances to her] You got you a wrong number, missus. [He puts his hand on the back of her head and takes out her ponytail] [She moves away from him, down the stairs] Ain't no Mort here. Mort's dead. [He advances, and she backs away down the stairs] He did a whole lot of squirmin' around but in the end, he couldn't lie to himself anymore. Let alone, to me. Now, I never put a hand on him, Misses. I swear. He took the cowards way out.
Amy : Why are you talking this way, Mort?
Mort : It's just the way I talk.
Amy : You're scaring me..
Mort : It don't matter.

And for some odd reason, I laugh real hard when I hear this quote:

Mort : I killed a mirror.. And my shower door.

[Girl Anachronism]

Yeah,Johnny was very hot as Mortybear. ^-^
The shower door scene is hilarious. Mort just makes me laugh..He's just so unfortunate it's kinda funny....His wife cheated on him,he lives alone with his dog who ends up with a screwdriver through his neck and he has an annoying house keeper. I don't know why that's funny to me...

Quotes from ELF
Buddy: Francisco! That's fun to say! Francisco... Frannncisco... Franciscooo...

Emily: You like sugar, huh?
Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup?
Emily: Yes.
Buddy: Then YES!

Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle. ((^_^ That is SO cute!!!! ))

Buddy:[on a note left on an etch-a-sketch] I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR

Emily: We can't just throw him out in the snow.
Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me 15 times.

Buddy: [phone rings, Buddy picks it up] Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

[Bonejangles rox]

I'm on a Harry Potter kick at the moment:


Vernon Dursley: Oh, Marge is ill! Ate a funny whelk (you need the inflection for that one to be funny... or am I just crazy?)

Dudley: Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?!?

Mrs. Weasley: Platform 9 3/4 this way! All right Percy you first. Fred you next.
George: He's not Fred I am!
Fred: Honestly, woman you call yourself our mother!
Mrs. Weasley: Oh! Sorry George.
Fred: Only joking! I am Fred.

Ron: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!

Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get killed or worse… expelled.
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.

Ron: Troll bogies...

Oliver: Scared, Harry?
Harry: A little.
Oliver: It's alright. I felt the same way before my first game.
Harry: What happened?
Oliver: I.. uh…I don't really remember… Took a Bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke in the hospital a week later.

Ron (about Hermione): You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant, but scary.

Dumbledore: Alas! Earwax!

Ron: Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?

Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry/Goyle: Uhh... Reading.
Malfoy: Reading? I didn't know you could read.

Sprout: Oh, Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs.
Seamus Finnigan: No, ma'am, he's just fainted.

Mr. Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Lockhart: It really is quite filthy down here.

Oliver: All right, here's the plan. We play our game, Hufflepuff doesn't stand a chance. We're stronger, quicker and smarter.
Fred: Not to mention they're terrified Harry will petrify them if they fly anywhere near him.
Oliver: That too.

Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."
Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Ron (best line in PoA!!!): The spiders! The spiders-- they want me to tap dance!!! I DON'T WANT TO TAP DANCE!!!!

Hermione (after punching Malfoy): That felt good.
Ron: Not good, brilliant!

Snape:Give me a reason. I beg you.
Remus: Severus, don't be a fool...
Sirius: He can't help it. It's habit by now.

Harry: What happened?
Ron: You fell off your broom.
Harry: Really.

Harry: I knew I could do it because I already saw myself do it. Does that make any sense at all?
Hermione: No... BUT I DON'T LIKE FLYING!

Harry: Poor Professor Lupin is having a really tough night.

Ron: Who do you think that is?
Hermione: Professor R.J. Lupin.
Ron: Do you know everything? How is it she knows everything?
Hermione: It's on his suitcase, Ronald!

George: Not flashing that clipping again, are you, Ron?
Ron: I haven't shown anyone!
Fred: No, not a soul! Unless you count Tom.
George: The day maid.
Fred: The night maid.
George: The cook.
Fred: That bloke who came to fix the toilet.
George: And that wizard from Belgium!

Fat Lady: Ah ah ah AH!
Harry: Fortuna Major.
Fat Lady: No, wait, wait! Ah ah ah AH!
Harry: Fortuna Major.
Fat Lady: Wait! Ah ah ah AAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh, amazing! And just with my voice!
Harry: Fortuna Major.
Fat Lady: Yes, all right, all right, you can go in.

Neville: Oh my god! I've killed Harry Potter!

Hermione: So, a genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled by thing as pathetically dim-witted as an Aging Potion.
Fred: Ah, but that's why it's so brilliant.
George: Cuz it's so pathetically dim-witted.

Seamus: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly, it just sorta happens. You gotta admit though, fire is fascinating. (Yay pyros!)

Ron: Traditional?! They're ancient! I look like my great aunt Tessie! I smell like my great Aunt Tessie!

McGonagall: Is that a student?
Moody: Technically, it's a ferret.

Rita Skeeter: And you, a mere boy of 12...
Harry: I'm 14.

Dumbledore: I never liked these curtains. I set them on fire in my fourth year. Accidentally, of course.

McGonagall: Now, Mr. Weasley, place your right hand on my waist.
Ron Weasley: What?

Seamus: Blimey! That's one big woman.

McGonagall: Mr. Potter, are you and Miss Patil ready?
Harry: Ready? For what?
McGonagall: To dance! It's traditional for the three - well, in this case - four champions to begin the dance. Surely I told you that?
Harry: No.
McGonagall: Oh, well, now you know.


I have a bad habit of making extremely long posts on this thread, don't I?

[EbonyStar]

Buddy: [phone rings, Buddy picks it up] Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

That is by far my favorite quote in the whole movie. Well, I didn't see the whole movie, but I saw most of it, and I laughed so hard at how random that was

[Girl Anachronism]

I love that quote too! ^_^...That's why my display name on MSN is "Hi my name is Erica! What's your favorite color?"
If I didn't have such a phobia of phones I'd say that everytime I answered one.

I also love the scene when he gets off the elevator and then says to the guy right before the elevator doors close "Wait,I forgot to give you a hug!" ^____^ Awwwsh that ish so cute....

[Elle]

EDMUND: Woah, horsie
HORSE: My name is Phillip

^ I love that one ^

Scar: I'm surrounded by Idiots. [TLK]

Shock: I think he might be to big
Lock: no he's not, If he can fit down a chimney he can fit down here!
^ I<3 How lock says that part for some reasson.

[Moonlight]

Quotes from Grease:

Sandy: You're making fun of me, Riz?
Rizzo: *pulls wig off, after being caught immitating Sandy* Some people are so touchy.

Danny: *leaning against a car bein' all cool and what not*
T-Birds: *doing this random stuff that they think is funny*
Danny: *rolls eyes* Guys...
T-Birds: ....
Danny: ... be cool, huh?
T-Birds: .... *"be cool"*

[Bonejangles rox]

Must...not...do...one...movie....

DOOGAL (which I haven't seen yet, but the trailers are hilarious)
Train: I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.... no I can't

Dude: I'm okay. I broke the fall with my face.

HOODWINKED

Wolf: What kind of candles are those?
Twitchy!!!: Deenameetay!

Boingo the evil overlord bunny (I swear, his name is Boingo. Everybody squeal... now): And Keith! Change your name! It's not very scary sounding an I get embarrassed saying it! I mean, oh my god! Here comes Keith! I'm so scared! How about Boris. Yeah, Boris is good.

Wolf: Have you thought of decaffinated coffee?
Twitchy: Ehidontdrinkcoffee!

Twitchy: Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee YEAH, BABY!!!

Twitchy:Shewentpastaporcupineandaredbirdstreeandaguywithalongbeardandshessingingeverywhereshegoessheslikelalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala...

Wolf: *to Twitchy* God as my witness, you will learn to speak

Wolf: The song was catchy, but the choreography was horrible!

FYI, Twitchy is the little hyperactive squirrel. That movie is better than it looks

[Moonlight]

Chronicles of Narnia (these may not be exact XP):

Aslan *snarling*: Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.

Mrs. Beaver: You've been sneaking second helpings, haven't you?
Mr. Beaver: Well, you never know if your next meal's going to be your last! Especially with your cooking.

Fox: I'm sorry, your Majesty.
Jadis: Don't waste my time with flattery
Fox: Not to be rude, but I wasn't exactly talking to you.

Maugrim: Please don't run... we're tired, and we'd like to kill you quickly...

Jadis: You can have anything you want
Edmund: ... can you make me taller?
Jadis: *softly laughs a little* ... anything you'd like to eat

Jadis: Tonight....! The Deep Magic....! Will be appeased! ........ but tomorrow, we will take Narnia FOREVER!
In that knowledge, despair...*long pause*..... and die!
............... The great cat....... is DEAD!

Jadis: I have no need for prisoners. Kill them all.

Maugrim: Be still,stranger. Or you'll never move again... Who are you?
Edmund: I'm Edmund! I met the Queen in the woods, she told me to come here... I'm a son of Adam!
Maugrim: Hmmm... my apologies, fortunate favorite of the queen.... or else... not so fortunate.

Susan: Shouldn't you be in bed?
Edmund *annoyed*: Yes, mum!

Ginarrbrik: You're not going to kill me?
Jadis: No....... not yet.

Susan: Why are they all staring at us?
Lucy: Maybe they think you look funny.

Peter: What are you doing?
Mrs. Beaver: Packing food. You'll thank me later. Mr. Beaver gets cranky when he's hungry.
Mr. Beaver: I'm cranky now!

Susan: Lucy says she's found another land.
Professor Kirke: Hmmm.
Susan: In that wardrobe.
Professor: What? What did you say? What was it like?
Susan: Like talking to a lunatic!
Professor: No, no, I mean the other land! What was it like?
Susan: You don't mean to say you believe her?
Professor: You don't?
Susan: Well, it can't be real, logically.
Professor: Logic? What are they teaching at schools these days?

Peter: Are you with me?
Oreius: To the death.

Jadis: Tell me, are your sisters deaf?
Edmund: No.
Jadis: And your brother, is he.......... unintelligent?
Edmund: Well, I've always thought so, but mum always said--...
Jadis *shouting*: Then how dare you come alone!

Mr. Beaver: Come on, hurry up!
Peter: If he tells us to hurry up one more time, I am going to make him into a big, fluffy hat.
Mr. Beaver: Come on! Hurry!

Jadis: *speaking to Edmund* Until then... mmm, I'm gonna miss you.

Aslan: Once a King or Queen of Narnia, always a King or Queen.

Edmund: You all right there, Phillip?
Philip: I'm not as young as I used to be.

Peter: *hands Edmund a fur coat*
Edmund: But that's a girl's coat!
Peter: I know.

Jadis: Faun, do you know why you are here?
Tumnus: Because I believe in a free Narnia.
Jadis: You're here because he turned you in... for sweeties.

Susan: Gastrovascular... Come on, Peter. Gastrovascular.
Peter: Is it Latin?
Susan: Yes.
Edmund : Is it Latin for "worst game ever invented?"
Susan: *shuts her dictionary*
Lucy: We could play hide and seek?
Peter: But we're already having so much fun! [/sarcasm]

Jadis: If it's a war Aslan wants.. *turns a butterfly to stone* it's a war he shall get.

Mrs. Beaver: Oh, you're worse than Mr. Beaver on bath day!
Mr. Beaver: Worst day of the year...

[EbonyStar]

Again, from Abarat

SHAPE: He had an accomplice
CARRION: Besides his brothers?
SHAPE: Yes. A girl. A girl from the Hereafter.
CARRION: Ah! He had an accomplice. And a girl, to boot. Poor Shape. You didn't stand a chance.

CARRION: There is something in that face that makes me think my enemies are wilier than I expected. They play with dreams now.

CARRION: Are you done with the corpse dust yet?
IGNACIO: Almost
CARRION: Well, hurry. I don't have all night. Though one of these days, I will.
IGNACIO: Will what, Lord?
CARRION: Have all Night.

IGNACIO: *pounding an old corpse into dust* I always think they look better this way
CARRION: Everybody looks better that way

CARRION (in a note): If you are concerned about my appearance, lady, please be reassured: my grandmother Mater Motley has promised to use her skills in the magical arts to erase the marks that a life of grief and loneliness have left upon me. Should you agree to a union between us--and though you say your soul is not touched by love for me, I yet dare hope I may earn that love--then your Midnight Prince would be made new again, as any lover should be: new in your eyes, new in my own, and new, finally, in the eyes of the world.

CARRION (note again.......and Carrion again...): I will protect you from any power that threatens you. I will put myself between you and Death itself. Please, lady, be assured: there is no demon in air, earth, or sea that can threaten you.

CARRION: Where are you, child of the hereafter? Come to me. I won't hurt you, child. I swear, on the tomb of my beloved. Come to me. Do you hear me? I'm waiting for you. Come to me. Come to me. Come to me.

Abarat: Days of Magic, Nights of War

After a battle lasting many ages,
The Devil won
And he said to God
(who had been his Maker):
"Lord,
We are about to witness the unmaking of Creation
By my hand.
I would not wish you
to think me cruel,
So I beg you, take three things
From this world before I detroy it.
Three things, and then the rest will be
wiped away."

God thought for a little time.
And at last He said:
"No, there is nothing."
The Devil was surprised.
"Not even you, Lord?" he said.
And God said:
"No. Not even me."
-From Memories of the World's End
Author Unknown (as far as the characters in the book go)
(Christopher Carrion's favorite poem)