Bonejangles!

[EbonyStar]

A discussion for the one-eyed, broken-legged, yellow-boned, sexxxy bowler hat-wearin, jazz-singin, swing-dancin, all-around groovy skeleton of the Land of the Dead's Ball & Socket Lounge! Heeeeeeere's BONEJANGLES!

Well, he's one of my favorite characters, and definitely didn't get enough screen time in the film. C'mon, a sexy stop-action Tim Burton singing skeleton voiced by Danny Elfman. How could one resist?

[Liz]

Hee hee...yay Tara! Ooh, second post on this soon-to-be-legendary thread. I feel special. BJ is da COOLEST! Definitely my favorite character. Hey, he only had one song & two lines, but that was enough to make him my fave.

[Emily]

YAY! So glad you two made it over here. I agree - BJ needed more screen time, gosh darn it! Danny was jipped of more scatting! gah! that would've been great... ya know.. just a whole scene of BJ chatting.

I'm moving this to the newly made BJ section. I think it will fit quite nicely there.

[Liz]

Yea, totally! I think there should have been a scene of him giving Victor advice on women. Like, right before the piano duet. I read a scene like that in a fanfic. It really fit. XD that would have been hilarious.

[EbonyStar]

Sa-weet, ya made it, Liz! *hugs*

Now, some Bonejangles questions that have aroused from everywhere:

1. How do you suppose Bonejangles died? (take into consideration the single eye, broken leg, and thin and yellowish bones)
2. How old do you think he was when he died?
3. What do you think his real name was? (coughSTEPHENMcALLISTERcough) ^.^
4. What kind of hair do you think he had when he was alive?
5. Do you think he ever was alive? (I know, weird question, but some people don't doubt the fact that he was always a skeleton)

[EbonyStar]

beetlebabe said:

Yea, totally! I think there should have been a scene of him giving Victor advice on women. Like, right before the piano duet. I read a scene like that in a fanfic. It really fit. XD that would have been hilarious.

That was hilarious. Very well done ^.^
I think there should've been some sort of deleted scene, during the Wedding Song, where the music kind of quiets down and there's an instrumental while B gives Victor women/wedding advice, and maybe says somethin about them always being welcome at the Ball & Socket. However, that'd get too soft and cheesy, so there'd need to be some kind of humor (involving his eye? Heheh)
And then the song can start back up again or somethin

[Emily]

I can imagine the 'advice' scene:

B: Now, Victor my man, things ain't gone accordin' to plan but you gotta know to pleeeeeeeeease a woman. Ya dig?
Victor: Oh. um... I guess so.
B: Now the first thing ya gotta do is to light some candles.
V: Erm... I-I don't think that's such a good idea.

to answer those questions:

I think he was young, maybe about 20 or so, when he died.

His name was Stephen.

I think he died maybe from breaking his leg or whatever and contracting some weird illness from it.

[Liz]

1. Not a clue
2. Mid to late 20's
3. Hee hee...you know. Hey, it's the first name someone came up w/ & I liked it.
4. RED! Straight, & semi-long. But not too long, ya know? Meh...
5. Hell yea.

(Tara, if you wanna make your avatar bigger, put in "100" in the "avatar length & width" sections)

[Teh Squishy]

someone? great, I'm just SOMEONE......

1. See my fanart on dA for my take on it: www.deviantart.com/deviation/25133649/
2. 27-ish
3. BAHAHAHAHA!! X3 Stephen McAllister, fo shizzle.
4. Orangish-Red, liek WOAH.
5. Uh, YEAH.

[EbonyStar]

Cause I'm a dork, I'll answer my own questions too! ^.^

1. Death by fangirl tickling (I can't believe nobody said that yet!)
2. 28. Best number in the world
3. Stephen McAllister. And ya'll know it
4. Everyone's sayin reddish. I wonder why.......hehe, I'm gonna be surprisingly different (whoa, big shocker there) and go with black. Kinda longish on the top, maybe a short, low ponytail? He's a musician, he's gtta have a sick hairstyle!
5. IF he were ever alive, I already toldya what I figure his name/hair is. But hey, for all I know, he could've always been a skeleton. It's Tim Burton, since when is it impossible in his movies for a character to be a skeleton without dying?

And there we have it. Any more questions, feel free to post em.

[Moonlight]

HI!!!!!!! ^^ cool forum... just joined (hope you can guess who I am)
um... lemme think up answers to these questions...

[Cheye]

1. He was jumped? XD
2. Late 20s
3.STEPHEN!! XD
4. Reddish hair
5. Eh, I guess *shrugs*

[Liz]

evilh0psc0tch said:

someone? great, I'm just SOMEONE......

Aw, Squish! I didn't mean it like that! I just didn't use your name because not everyone on this forum is from the TBC & they wouldn't know who you were. Oh man...*smacks self* I'm so sorry. I've been upsetting you way too much lately.

[Emma]

YOU GUYS GET QUESTIONS!!! *cough*From my point of veiw*cough*
G. BONESAPART: Answers, I think you mean answers...
*throws a bowling pin at his head* You are... CORRECT!!! YOU WIN FREE MONEY!!!

1. Beat to death by a rival singer (meh I dunno... I'm lame... YAY)
2. I think he was like... 20 something... Meh...
3. Stephen...
4. He doesn't seem like a red head to me *ducks as bricks and bowling pins are thrown at her head* I think he had brownish hair... We don't want him to look too much like Danny, the fangirls would probably explode from the EXTREME amount of sexiness... Lol...
5. He had to have been alive sometime, I doubt he was standing around be-bopping while the Universe was being created... Or maybe he created the Universe... *shifty eyes*

Hiyah! *makes choping motion*

[Liz]

XD Awesome answers, Emma. Truely awesome. Yea, if he looked too much like Danny, I probably would die from sexiness.

BJ: That's the best way to go, sugar.
ME:

LOL I can picture him just standing there while the universe is being created. *falls out of chair laughing*