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Post by Empty Tears on Oct 9, 2005 22:32:41 GMT -5
Hahaha! ;D
Him trying to explain things to Victoria..
Victoria: Victor, what happened to you? Victor: OH IT WAS GREAT! Victoria: What happened?? Victor: A WEDDING! Victoria: A wedding..? Victor: YEAH! It was great....there were dead people all over! And drinks...LOTS and LOTS of drinks... hah yeah... drinks... *passes out*
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Post by Emily on Oct 9, 2005 23:48:48 GMT -5
LOL!
Ohh man now I wish he were drunk... oh boy! that's so funny.
"Oh it was great!"
LOL ;D
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Post by Empty Tears on Oct 10, 2005 21:22:17 GMT -5
I think this is new... I've never heard of anyone ever wishing to see a drunk puppet before. This is interesting! And funny. Hm.. maybe you should add that in a little note when you send that song to Danny.
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Post by Emily on Oct 10, 2005 22:36:41 GMT -5
Ooh I should! You know what? I actually wrote a little story about Victor being drunk.
So here it is... "the Drunken Escapades of Victor Van Dort..."
After a terrifying day, Victor was walking through the woods when he noticed a shiny object in the snow. "What's that?" he asked himself, for no one else was around. Upon further investigation, he noticed it was an unopened bottle of scotch.
"Hm..." thought Victor, "I wonder if I should take this? It's awfully rude to take things that don't belong to you. But then again... no one is here to claim it!" So Victor took the bottle of scotch and made his way into the forest.
For the longest time, he didn't open it... just looked at it. Finally he succumbed and opened the bottle, taking a small sip.
"Hm!" he said out loud, "I've never had alcohol before in my life... but this is really good!"
Before he knew it, he had finished the entire bottle... and started staggering around the forest. Since he had never had a drink before, the alcohol had a greater effect on him. Terribly off balance he took the ring meant for Victoria and practiced his wedding vows... "with this..........with this............candle? no... ahhhh um...........ring.... I ask you.... to be mine! ehee" and placed it on a branch. Suddenly, he blacked out and found himself in a bar. But this wasn't an ordinary bar, and he soon found out he had married a corpse. Being drunk, however, he didn't care, and ordered some more drinks. "Drinks all around!" squeeled Victor in delight. Then he went over to his new bride and said "hey... you.... you're kinda cute, let's make out!"
But the Bride was disgusted and ran away.
"ah why are all men pigs? I thought this one would be nice!" she cried.
Meanwhile, Victor was out trying to get some action, because he had a newfound glory... being drunk made it easier to talk to girls! However he was unlucky in his pursuit...so therefore tried to sober up. Then he tried going back to Victoria, and explaining things, but wound up trying to hit on her. "Eew!" said Victoria, "Victor, I like you but save it for marriage!"
the end.. or is it? =)
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Post by Empty Tears on Oct 11, 2005 20:44:36 GMT -5
Hahaha! Aw that was so funny.. poor Victor! Just can't seem to get a girl nowadays. Ah that was too funny. ;D
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Post by Emily on Oct 11, 2005 21:05:32 GMT -5
Oh but he will... I'm going to keep this story going! lol
Poor little drunk Victor.
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emilydiscohippie
Victor's Butterfly
The night before escaped Victor's mind, but he saw the empty 40z bottle in his hand...
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Post by emilydiscohippie on Oct 12, 2005 18:19:18 GMT -5
The thought of a drunken Victor is quite funny...He'd hit on Bonejangles...*deviant look*
Victor: *slurs* Boney, you're lookin' pretty durn schmexy right now. Bonejangles: Heeeey, groovy cat, I'm not diggin' that. I'm not jiiiive. Victor: But ya said I was "a grooooooovy young man" *eyelids flutter and drool escapes dully past his lips* I'm really getting hot from that bowler...And yellow eye. Bonejangles: Er...
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Post by Emily on Oct 12, 2005 20:25:14 GMT -5
LOL!!
That is great. Oh man... I can just picture that.
*I like your avatar and text too*
Heheh, the drunken escapades of Victor Van Dort.... ;D
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Post by Empty Tears on Oct 12, 2005 20:45:45 GMT -5
Haha! Awesome title.. I like this version. It should be included in the uncensored version! Along with Victor undressing a little. ;D
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Post by Emily on Oct 12, 2005 21:09:27 GMT -5
Yes - Victor whilst drunk does a striptease!
ohhh boy.
Victor *gets up on table* : Heyyyyy play me tune...Mr...B-b...what's yer name? yeahhh.... and make it HOT! *jazzy tunes start playing* Victor: I'm too sexshy for my shirt... *undoes jacket buttons and rips it off* Maggot: (to Emily) If you ask me, your boyfriend's kinda crazy.
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Post by Empty Tears on Oct 12, 2005 21:14:15 GMT -5
HAHAHA!! Oh boy...
...as he takes off his tie and waves it in a circle over his head... "WOOO!" "I'm too sexxy for my (extremely high) pants..."
..hope he didn't decide to go commando today.. o.O
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Post by Emily on Oct 12, 2005 21:19:33 GMT -5
lol.. *giggles*
So funny we're talking about this because I'm listening to Sweet Tranvestite... such a great song ... and it reminds me of a strip song... anyways...
*after he takes off his pants*
*Victor looks down*
Victor: *giggles* I'm not wearing any pants!
*waltzes over to Emily*
Hey baby, you like what you see?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D
ok.. must stop...
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Post by Empty Tears on Oct 12, 2005 21:36:13 GMT -5
Haha!! I wonder if Emily would be disgusted...or attracted... Then again, she's dead...but what does that have to do with anything? I'm sure she hasn't seen one of, um, those... in a while. >LOL<
Oh well.
Emily: Victor, darling, why don't you, um, put your pants back on, and you can do this...another time... *whispers* ...when there aren't as many people around... Victor: HECK NO! COME ON BABY! BONEJANGLES DON'T MIND! Bonejangles: Uhh...kay...
XD
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Post by Emily on Oct 12, 2005 21:50:39 GMT -5
hehe
I'm sure she wouldn't mind... I mean, heck, after being buried all that time... ya know....
Emily: Victor, darling, you need to get off the table. Victor: Ahhh nooo... I'm feeling awfully groovy tonight... why don't you come up here with me? Emily: No...come on, now, get off the table. Victor: Ah baby you know you want me! Emily *smiles nervously* I think it's time we get going, darling...
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Post by Empty Tears on Oct 12, 2005 21:56:31 GMT -5
Haha, not yet...
Victor: BUT THE PARTY'S JUST BEGUN!! W00 H00~ Emily: Victor...I...*oh!* Victor: *Grabs her and pulls her up on table* Come on baby! Show me what ya got!! Emily: Uhmm.. No, that's okay...let's just go... Victor: Oh come on! You're supposed to be "jubilicious", right? I'm not seeing the jubiliciousness....
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