Party on, my friends

[EbonyStar]

(le sigh) I totally would, and I really wanna....but I can't. My little sister is about to slit my throat. I should go.

MORI: coughokaybutthedancefloor'sstillgonnabeheretomorrownightand--
EMBER: For the love of Jaer, stop coughing. Everyone knows what you're saying, anyway
MORI: ;P

TIDES: *closes his eyes, because no one can really tell, due to the hood (that's a nifty little trick right there)*
HAZEL: *somehow knows that, cause she always does, and subtly steps in closer. lowers her head a little so it's just barely nearer to him*
TIDES: *still has his eyes closed and doesn't notice*
HAZEL: *takes a long, silent breath and lets it out before resting her head on his chest*
TIDES: *opens his eyes wide and stiffens in the same way my dog does when the cat walks under him (I swear, those two are in love)*
HAZEL: *closes her eyes*
TIDES: *is about to say something, but obviously can't think of anything that won't be awkward. gives up, smiles, and rocks gently back and forth*
HAZEL: *matches her breathing to the rise and fall of his chest*
MORI and EMBER: *both are staring, exactly the same expressions on their faces*

What does Corpse Look/act like? A corpse? that moves of course.

Kinda. Well, if he took off some of the many layers his outfit has, you'd see what he looks like. He wears all black. Big, heavy boots and gloves, and a lot of layers of black robes. He also his a wide-rimmed black hat on his head. His face is completely bandaged up, except for the area around his left eye, which is also black. If he took the bandages off, he'd have more or less a decaying face. It's pretty creepy. and one of his arms is completely skeletal. He's the way he is because he's a thief who stole some cursed treasure earlier on in his life. He's not just a pickpocket like whisper, though. He's a high-class, professional thief who does it for a serious living

[sojuske]

Ah ok. Creepy.

House: *looks at the two of them* Two different lovebirds. When's the wedding?
Me: *laughs softly* Ask them that.
House: Not going there. They might talk to me.

[Liz]

MORI: coughokaybutthedancefloor'sstillgonnabeheretomorrownightand--

*nods* Right....

EMBER: For the love of Jaer, stop coughing. Everyone knows what you're saying, anyway

I know. Seriously. *tosses Mori a cough drop*

HAZEL: *takes a long, silent breath and lets it out before resting her head on his chest*
TIDES: *opens his eyes wide and stiffens in the same way my dog does when the cat walks under him (I swear, those two are in love)*
HAZEL: *closes her eyes*
TIDES: *is about to say something, but obviously can't think of anything that won't be awkward. gives up, smiles, and rocks gently back and forth*

If they get any cuter, I swear to God, I WILL die.

MORI and EMBER: *both are staring, exactly the same expressions on their faces*

*pretty much has the same expression as them, then quickly shakes head & snaps out of it* Oy.....I seriously have to go now. My sister is literally sitting next to me waiting for me to get off. XP Which sux 'cause I highly doubt those two are gonna be this cute again for a long time. Oh well. *puts hands back down on the couch, accidentally putting her hand on top of Ember's* ..................*hesitates for a minute, then pulls her hand away* Umm....I'll....see you guys tomorrow. Bye. *runs out the door*

[EbonyStar]

House: *looks at the two of them* Two different lovebirds. When's the wedding?
Me: *laughs softly* Ask them that.
House: Not going there. They might talk to me.

*laughs* I never get tired of this guy

Ah ok. Creepy.

Yep. He's actually one of my favorites in the story, cause he's got the most depth and mystery, and he's outwardly really cold towards everyone. But like every cold-hearted, grumpy, seemingly emotionless male character, he had a girl way back when. I can't even remember what her name is.
WHISPER: *whistles and waves*
ME: Hm?
WHISPER: *laces fingers, like in prayer, closes eyes, and bows head*
ME: Oh, Grace!
WHISPER: *claps*
ME: Thanks, dude. You're good at that

I know. Seriously. *tosses Mori a cough drop*

MORI: *tosses a cough drop to the side*
RANDOM CORPSE: *was just opening his mouth when she did that. cough drop goes into his mouth. he starts choking and signals for help*
MORI: .......*shrugs* Chill, dude. You're already dead *leans back and watches Tides and Hazel again*

If they get any cuter, I swear to God, I WILL die.

MORI: I'm with ya there
EMBER: *looks hopeful and prays*
MORI: ;P

*puts hands back down on the couch, accidentally putting her hand on top of Ember's* ..................*hesitates for a minute, then pulls her hand away* Umm....I'll....see you guys tomorrow. Bye. *runs out the door*

EMBER: *watches her leave and fails to notice.....*
MORI: Uh, Ember?
EMBER: *without looking at her* What?
MORI: No, seriously, Ember--
EMBER: What? *looks down and sees his hand on fire* .....whoops *dims it down to nothing*
MORI: *rolls her eyes* Ember.......
EMBER: *sees that a small area of the couch is on fire* .......*holds out a hand and extinguishes the flame* Happy now?
MORI: *grins* I should be asking you that. I don't think that was one of your defensive flamces, now, was it?
EMBER: Shut up, Mori
MORI: *grins* I love being right *continues to watch Hazel and Tides*

[sojuske]

*waves to liz goodbye*
You can get that just from Whispers movements? Wow.
House: I like that one.
Me: You mean Whisper?
House: Yah, that one. *stands up and looks around briefly before running to the other side of the bar and back. She stares are her and he laughs* I can run again... *winces as a shot of pain goes through his abdomen*
Me: Um... this may be a hallucination for you, but physics still applies. Stitches remember?
House: *sits on the couch and touches his side as some blood begins to stain his abdomen* Heh. I guess I'll stay here now. Chance of getting sterile bandages in the land of the dead?
Me: Almost nil except for the first aid kit supplied by them in case people like Victor show up and are just visiting. I'll go get it.
House: Hope you don't mind blood on the couch, you shouldn't, it'll make it a pretty red color for a few minutes.

[EbonyStar]

You can get that just from Whispers movements? Wow.

Heh, he's got a knack for getting people to know what he's saying

House: Hope you don't mind blood on the couch, you shouldn't, it'll make it a pretty red color for a few minutes.

Wow. That's a good attitude ^.^

HAZEL: *is close to actually falling asleep*
TIDES: *notices this and whispers* Hazel?
HAZEL: *eyes flutter for a moment*
TIDES: Hazel, wake up
HAZEL: *opens eyes* What?
TIDES: *laughs a little* You almost fell asleep
HAZEL: Oh.....
TIDES: Are you that bored?
HAZEL: *smiles* What if I said yes?
TIDES: *shrugs* Then I guess we'd stop
HAZEL: I'm not bored, just tired
TIDES: May we should stop, then
HAZEL: .......yeah *stands back and yawns* Thank you, though. It was.....nice
TIDES: *smiles, nods, and walks off*
HAZEL: *goes back to her couch and picks up her book without really reading it*
MORI: .........^.^!!!
EMBER: *smiles to himself*

Alright, now I've gotta go, too. I'll see you guys later *hugs to whoever* G'night!

[sojuske]

See you Tara.
House: See you kid *Says to tara. He looks at sharon looking for gauze* I can die in hallucinations you know!
Me: You can't. *finds the guaze and takes it out and brings it over* But you can get very injured. So you have to let me see the wound.
House: *rolls eyes and lets her open the hospital gown to show his bare torso and start cleaning the blood that leaked* You are enjoying this aren't you?
Me: Of course, I love my men bleeding all over my hands.
House: I'm just that sexy *tries not to wince as she finishes and starts wrapping the guaze around the wound*
Me: You know, hallucination or not, you should rest somewhere comfortable. I can ask for them to get you a bed.
House: If you get me in the ICU you shall feel the wrath of my cane.
Me: Or I shall take your cane and get you into an ICU bed and pump you full of anesthetic. Or ketamine if you really want to have some fun.
House: Ketamine... is Cuddy really going to give it to me?
Me: Who knows? It could make you die on the operating table, it could screw up your brain, it could help your leg. Maybe, if she's your medical proxy now. All I know at the moment is that you are dying and so your brain brought you here.
House: As if I wasn't tortured enough after the original shots.
Me: That wasn't torture, that was self discovery. This *pokes his stomach softly but enough to make him gasp as the pain meds wear off* is torture. Say hello to the difference.
House: You can at least get me my vicodin.
Me: Why? So you can pop the pain meds for a leg that isn't in pain?
House: For my bullet wounds you moron.
Me: Going to kill your kidneys. I don't think there are kidneys for transplant down here. Though there is a spare hand shoppe.
House: How come there isn't a spare kidney?
Me: I think the maggots get them first. Ok, I'll cut a deal with you. Can you wait an hour for the vicodin?
House: Why? What are you going to do to me?
Me: You? Nothing. Just going to dissolve the Vicodin in water first. It'll be more concentrated, so you'll have less, but better on your body.
House: *nods* Fine. In an hour. *watches as she plops one pill into a glass of water and sets it off to the side*
Me: Good. Now. *gives a small smile and tosses him the gameboy* Got the new metroid game on there. Have fun.

[EbonyStar]

*comes in with a small, black bathrobe on over pajamas and yawns* It's four-friggin-thirty in the morning, and I've been awake for an hour. Someone, shoot me now

House: *rolls eyes and lets her open the hospital gown to show his bare torso and start cleaning the blood that leaked* You are enjoying this aren't you?
Me: Of course, I love my men bleeding all over my hands.
House: I'm just that sexy

*dies laughing* Sarcasm is everyone's best friend down here

Me: That wasn't torture, that was self discovery. This *pokes his stomach softly but enough to make him gasp as the pain meds wear off* is torture. Say hello to the difference.

Haha, nice

*sits with villains. A few more have randomly come in themselves since I saw them last, just for a bit of variety* Sup?
VILLAINS: *most look sleepy*
ME: Oh, you've gotta be kidding. Don't tell me you guys have, like, teddy bears with you *laughs* That'd be pushing it
SOME VILLAINS: *glance at each other and hide something behind their backs*
ME: *shakes head* It's too early for this, guys
HESSIAN: *crosses arms and taps foot*
ME: .....may I help you?
HESSIAN: *holds out arms*
ME: .........! oh, your cape?
HESSIAN: *thumbs up*
ME: ^.^;;; Sorry, dude. I gave it to Letheo way back when, and he was kinda freezing.....
HESSIAN: *waves as if to say it's no problem*
ME: You look stylish without it, though
SLADE: *snickers*
ME: .......nice slippers
SLADE: *looks down at his feet and quickly kicks slippers off behind him* I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about
ME: I'm sure
HESSIAN: *laughing motion, somehow*
BOX GHOST: *flies in* I am the Box Gho--
VILLAINS: *slam a box over his head and push him out the door*
KATZ: *annoyed sigh* We've been doing that all night
ME: *sympathetic sile* You guys are tough, I'll give you that
MAN RAY: Of course we are! We're villains!
ME: .......you realize you're a villain from a kid's show?
MAN RAY: .......details, details
ME: *rolls eyes*
JESSIE: .......To protect the world from devastation
JAMES: To unite all people within our nation
JESSIE: To denounce the evils of truth and love
JAMES: To extend our reach to the stars--
SLADE: For the love of God, shut up!
MOJO JOJO: Yes, be silent. Say no more, cease to speak, be one with the silence, and above all, do not say anything more. Be quiet, no longer use your vocal chords, stop emitting the words from your throat and mouth and forcing us to listen to--
VILLAINS: STOP TALKING!
MOJO JOJO: Yes, that too
IAGO: I can't take it! I just simply cannot take it anymore! I mean, this guy's got the most grating voice I've ever heard, he never shuts up--
JAFAR: Sounds familiar, Iago?
IAGO: .......
HADES: Talkative little tyke, isn't he?
JAFAR: You have no idea.....
GOLLUM: *is sitting in a corner with an onion ring he found on the floor* It's miiiiiiine.....my own.....my preciousssssss.....
RANDALL: *raises eyebrows* Someone's obsessive...
BLACK KNIGHT: *has been trying to pick a fight with someone for the past hour* C'mon, I'll fight you both at once! I'll fight you with one hand! I'll fight you--
SCAR: *growls*
AXEL (who isn't really a villain but isn't anything else, either): *opens a portal to darkness and pushes Black Knight in* Well, that takes care of that
MAN RAY: And who are you?
AXEL: Name's Axel. Got it memorized?
ME: *puts hand over eyes* Even I'm getting sick of that line
AXEL: *raises eyebrows* Really?
ME: .......well, no. But still, I swear the writer's forgot they already gave it to you the first four times you say it

Okay, I just spent half an hour with villains and I can see the sun coming up. It's Saturday. That's just wrong

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMaA3mewpCQ&

Oh God. I dunno how I found this at 5:30 in the morning. Possibly because I was looking for videos of Saix, one of my absolute favorite Organization XIII members
AXEL: -_-
ME: .......I repeat, one of my favorites. anyway, I came across this amazing parody, and it's well done if you don't look at the subtitles ^.^ I was laughing. Hard. I'm surprised no one woke up
PotC Pardoy Trailer, featuring:
SORA as WILL TURNER (possibly the funniest one there)
KAIRI as ELIZABETH SWANN
SAIX as CAPTAIN BARBOSSA
AXEL as JACK SPARROW (definitely the most fitting, considering personality and gestures ^_^)
OTHERS as MINOR CHARACTERS

Some of the parts that work best are when Axel/Jack introduces himself, the whole "You best start believin in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one!" part, and, of course, Kaira/Swann's "Try wearing a corset!" line.

Ahh.....good stuff

*is still watching KHII videos and whatever she can find*

Oh dear, someone stop me. I just watched four episodes of this random hilarious KHII soap that someone made. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Whoever made this is a genius
AXEL: What's a matter? Can't remember? Name's Axel.
ROXAS: Axel?
AXEL: Or as the fangirls call me, the red hot haired God and glomp magnet (not ALL of them call him that)

[Bonejangles rox]

Is anybody on?

[Moonlight]

Yeah! I'm here! Sorry 'bout last night, though, everyone. My modem was turned off XP

[Liz]

SLADE: *looks down at his feet and quickly kicks slippers off behind him* I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about
ME: I'm sure
HESSIAN: *laughing motion, somehow*
BOX GHOST: *flies in* I am the Box Gho--
VILLAINS: *slam a box over his head and push him out the door*
KATZ: *annoyed sigh* We've been doing that all night
ME: *sympathetic sile* You guys are tough, I'll give you that
MAN RAY: Of course we are! We're villains!
ME: .......you realize you're a villain from a kid's show?
MAN RAY: .......details, details
ME: *rolls eyes*
JESSIE: .......To protect the world from devastation
JAMES: To unite all people within our nation
JESSIE: To denounce the evils of truth and love
JAMES: To extend our reach to the stars--
SLADE: For the love of God, shut up!
MOJO JOJO: Yes, be silent. Say no more, cease to speak, be one with the silence, and above all, do not say anything more. Be quiet, no longer use your vocal chords, stop emitting the words from your throat and mouth and forcing us to listen to--
VILLAINS: STOP TALKING!
MOJO JOJO: Yes, that too
IAGO: I can't take it! I just simply cannot take it anymore! I mean, this guy's got the most grating voice I've ever heard, he never shuts up--
JAFAR: Sounds familiar, Iago?
IAGO: .......
HADES: Talkative little tyke, isn't he?
JAFAR: You have no idea.....
GOLLUM: *is sitting in a corner with an onion ring he found on the floor* It's miiiiiiine.....my own.....my preciousssssss.....
RANDALL: *raises eyebrows* Someone's obsessive...
BLACK KNIGHT: *has been trying to pick a fight with someone for the past hour* C'mon, I'll fight you both at once! I'll fight you with one hand! I'll fight you--
SCAR: *growls*
AXEL (who isn't really a villain but isn't anything else, either): *opens a portal to darkness and pushes Black Knight in* Well, that takes care of that

Tara, that was the FUNNIEST thing I've seen in forever. Seriously, you win the internet for that. Jeez....I didn't even know half these guys were down here. Eeeep! When did Team Rocket get down here? *drools over James* Heh....sorry. ^^; Anyways.....yea. Now I know where to go if I need some entertainment. ^.^

[Moonlight]

beetlebabe said:

Tara, that was the FUNNIEST thing I've seen in forever. Seriously, you win the internet for that. Jeez....I didn't even know half these guys were down here. Eeeep! When did Team Rocket get down here? *drools over James* Heh....sorry. ^^; Anyways.....yea. Now I know where to go if I need some entertainment. ^.^

I agree with Liz saying that is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. And RANDALL'S DOWN HERE YAAAAY! ;D

[Liz]

Randall rulz. And I was NOT expecting to see the box ghost. And Slade in slippers? Priceless. Ooh! *goes to write new Mastercard commercial*

[Moonlight]

But seriously, that post made me laugh out loud. ^^ I really needed to laugh this morning.

[Bonejangles rox]

Hey Liz, hey Jem! *reads Tara's post* *bursts out laughing* VILLAINS RULE!!! *rock on sign before I fall over laughing again*

*finally stops and realizes something* Jafar's down here?! My precious Jafar who I am proud to be his one and only fangirl and love so very very very very very very very very very much and he is my favorite Disney Villain and my second favorite Disney character after Stitch? *SQUEALS*