*enters and heads towards Danny's table and sits down*
Me: Getting to be long periods of time without talking to you.
Danny: Ah, hello.
Me: Yah, hi. Sorry, that just bothers me...
Danny: Why? *starts packing his things*
Me: Hey, where are you going? It's only 9 o'clock.
Danny: But how do you know it's the same time where I am?
Me: You live at most 6 hours away south, same timezone, of course I know.
Danny: Other than that fact. How do you know I'm not visiting Tim?
Me: True, I don't, but it doesn't matter, you stay up late.
Danny: *rolls eyes and gets ready to leave. She sighs*Why don't you talk to RImmer?
Me: I could, it would be nice to talk to him, but I also want to talk to others.
Danny: Why do you want to bring in this time?
Me: Well, RImmer in the corner but also *mutters* House.
Danny: I'm sure I've heard of that show before....
Me: Well, the main character is really cool... abrasive, but cool.
Danny: *shrugs* Why not bring him in for the night then. You get a night off from Rimmer if you wish.
Me: But Rimmer is great to talk to. *sighs* Ok, I guess I'll bring House in for a few and let you go to Oliver and Bridget.
Danny: *smiles* Well at this time of night it would be more Bridget than Oliver but thanks. *goes and heads out the door while it opens up and a figure hobbles carefully down the stairs. She goes and sees who the incoming person is*
House: Wilson told me this was a new horse track... Seems he got the addresses wrong.
Me: *goes to House with his cane and looks him up and down*
House: *looks at her and walk/limps to a table and chair* What are you staring at?
Me: You.
House: Never seen a man with a cane before? *he uses it to pull out another chair and swings his legs up on it to get comfortable and starts twirling his cane around*
Me: No, just never thought I'd see House in person.
House: Are you a patient? *she shakes her head no* Well then... that could be a good thing.
Me: Anyways, Dr. House... this isn't a horse track area or betting parlor.
House: Really?I wouldn't have noticed with the stage in the center and lack of people and betting booths, are you entirely sure about that? */sarcasm*
Me: In fact you are at the moment in the land of the dead, their main pub.
House: *puts his cane down on the table and reaches into his coat* Would explain the skeletons talking in the corner. *takes out a pill bottle and shakes it* Would expect that if what Wilson believes was true, I would be in my original condition, or at least the damn pain would stop. *opens it and pops two white pills in his mouth and swallows it dry*
Me: Well... it doesn't work like that. See, you are from another universe you could say, another story and we are just using this place to interact with you.
House: In other words, I'm not dead, I don't exist, and so you can do whatever you wish to me in this run down wannabe of a bar and my leg -still- doesn't work.
Me: Well... that's the gist of it yes.
House: Well, now isn't that hunky dory. A more painful alternative to Cuddy's clinic time.
Me: How more painful?
House: Normally I can avoid the people I do no wish to speak to. Unless I'm cornered in a room with them.
Me: Ok, difference here. You can play your gameboy, you can listen to your ipod, there is also a tv over there playing whatever you wish. You don't have to listen to people or see what's wrong with them if they oh, circumsized themselves with boxcutters.
House: *raises an eyebrow* General Hospital is on the TV?
Me: As is Blackadder and that Yankee show with the carpentry that I used to watch when I was younger, and he has never gotten hurt yet.
House: Ah, but you see, it could always happen. Stranger things do. *he picks up his cane and swings his legs down onto the floor* More pertinent question.
Me: What?
House: As I may be stuck here for who knows how long, there must be a Vicodin deposit somewhere.
Me: Maybe there is maybe their isn't. Maybe I brought you hear to detox you.
House: Maybe you don't wish for your shins to be broken in the next two days.
Me: Maybe I can make you do clinic time down here.
House: It's the land of the dead, most of their problems would not be my concern any longer.
Me: Touche. *looks at him for a moment* Why did you put your feet off the chair.
House: Walking requires the use of both legs, I'm sorry if I didn't levitate to help your fancy.
Me: Have fun walking... wherever?
House: Well. Seeing as there is a comfortable couch, and seeing that I'm already on the way to moving, I don't know, where might I be going?
Me: Don't need to be so sarcastic.
House: *gets up and looks at her and hobbles to the couch plopping himself down. She followed him* Why, may I ask, are you following me?
Me: To make sure you don't fall on the way over?
House: Thanks, but you see, I have something called a cane that prevents me from doing so. SO you can skedaddle along wherever you want. I don't know, pretend to be me.
Me: They would obviously know I wasn't y ou.
House: Of course they would, as I knew you would point that out.
Me: *sits down* May I ask you a personal question?
House: Does it matter? I won't answer.
Me: Fine, just to think about though, would you rather have died than lived like this? A brilliant man dead with two legs, versus an acerbic doctor, just as brilliant, haunted with pain, an unusable right leg missing half of the thigh, a cane, and an addiction to vicodin... Or would you rather have a prosthetic without the cane, the pain and addiction...
House: *looks at her steadily* I'm not addicted to my painkillers. I would know.
Me: Skirting it, but ok. And you are too.
House: *rolls his eyes and takes out his nintendo ds and starts playing.
Me: *looks over* What are you playing.
House: Metroid prime. Trying to get past the alien dudes on this level.
Me: Aren't you tired?
House: *looks at her* no. *continues to play.
Me: Well I am. Glad you stopped by.
House: If stopped means forced and glad means I would have preferred to sit at home trying to walk across the room and falling down with my atrophied leg, then yes, I agree with you.
Me: Hey, I don't go all ethical on you...
House: At least not as much as Cameron and for that God thanks you.
Me: *sticks out tongue at him and he ignores it to keep playing his video game and she leaves the pub*
((And because I like House, this is his sarcasm kindof..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX6TetH2sLY&search=house%20md ))