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Post by A Tear to Shed on Jan 16, 2006 22:09:13 GMT -5
I'M CRYING I'M LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!!!
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Post by EbonyStar on Jan 16, 2006 22:09:25 GMT -5
LOL Keep him on his toes, Sharon
Alright, Rae, just makin sure
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Post by Liz on Jan 16, 2006 22:13:19 GMT -5
Good thinking, dude.
*giggles*
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Post by EbonyStar on Jan 16, 2006 22:18:05 GMT -5
Okay, here we are (I was really going insane when I wrote this, and I needed someone to say something totally random and unbelievable. Who better than Thera and Hazel?) This takes place after Thera feigns being insulted by one of her best friends, Hazel, during the lunch period at their high school. The other friend is Alicia “Hypocrite,” Thera mumbled, once again returning to the impossible task of cutting her chicken in half. Hazel watched her with concern for a moment before grabbing her arm again. “You’re really mad at me?” she asked in confusion and slight worry. Thera looked surprised. “No. Why would I be mad at you? This chicken’s just been enhanced with, like, cement or something.” To prove her point, she held up the plastic knife, which was now nothing more than a filed plastic stick. Alicia raised her eyebrows. “I say go back and get a salad.” “That’s only because you’re a hippie and you don’t believe in eating animals. Or using products that have been tested on animals. Or putting those soda rings in the trash without chopping them up first,” Hazel remarked. Thera shook her head. “Well, my friend. No need to worry. This isn’t even real chicken. This isn’t even real substitute chicken. This is the work of the devil’s minions, who reside in the fiery depths of the cafeteria and thrive on serving us poisonous food that will soon infest our brain cells and cause us all to flunk tenth grade and repeat it sixteen times before we become completely immune to the inhuman substances that fester in our daily meals of doom, by which point we will be nothing more than idiotic, brainwashed zombies who have nothing better to do than—” “Waste our time, and everyone else’s for that matter, with pointless ramblings that analyze the pathetic inner workings of our public schools cafeteria,” Hazel finished, throwing a green bean at her friend. The two laughed as Thera stood, dignified, and left the table to get a napkin.
And there we go. So random. And rae and I tried to se if we could say it super-fast in one breath (Thera's long, random line) I think it sums up your school's cafeteria, Rae (I only say her school cause I don't go there anymore. Used to. Did up until last year. But now I go to private school I miss you guys!)
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Post by sojuske on Jan 16, 2006 22:18:10 GMT -5
Danny: *glare goes to transfer to Tara and Liz before he realizes it's pointless and just laughs* I just can't win. Me: What did you expect? Danny: You didn't quote it right. It's "what the hell did you expect." Me: I... uh... wasn't quoting that time. Danny: *gets up* Ok, I'm getting a beer. Me: This Bud's for... *gets a killer glare* you? Danny: She's on something, and I don't know what. *goes to the bar to get a drink*
(That's hilarious Tara. And I didn't know you went to a private school. Why is that?)
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Post by EbonyStar on Jan 16, 2006 22:20:39 GMT -5
LMAO Sharon, your conversations with Danny are ultimately the best
Thanks, Sharon. I go to private school cause I hated my old one. So did my brother, but it was too late for him, cause I was going into high school the year after he graduated. Oh well Plus, my old school didn't have a good atmosphere for my sister (Rae probably knows what I mean)
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Post by A Tear to Shed on Jan 16, 2006 22:20:59 GMT -5
Don't start. =(
WISHING ONLY WOUNDS THE HEART!
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Post by Emma on Jan 16, 2006 22:21:15 GMT -5
40th page guys... Dun Dun DUUUUUnnnn I feel like drawing something, any requests?
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Post by Liz on Jan 16, 2006 22:21:24 GMT -5
*tries to stifle more giggles* Sorry, Danny. We can't reisit a quote when it's right there. And the fact that you're getting annoyed by it just makes it funnier.
*bursts out laughing*
Where have you been?
I got nothin' right now. But I'll let ya know.
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Post by A Tear to Shed on Jan 16, 2006 22:22:33 GMT -5
Draw a UNICORN!
First thing that popped into my head. Dead serious.
Josh: *drums the corny drum thingy after all the corny lines in movies and such*
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Post by EbonyStar on Jan 16, 2006 22:23:53 GMT -5
.....which Josh? I just pictured Josh from school when I read the name "Josh" (as opposed to Josh from rafting, Hershey, and the "Dude, I will flip you like an omelette!" Josh)
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Post by A Tear to Shed on Jan 16, 2006 22:25:02 GMT -5
Dude-I-will-flip-you-like-an-omelette Josh Why Josh, you ask? OMGZZ TARA!! Go to the reply page (instead of quick reply) and put the mouse on the third smiley from the left. Wait for the little box to come up after you leave the mouse hovering on the smiley for a few seconds.
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Post by EbonyStar on Jan 16, 2006 22:26:01 GMT -5
Oookay .......I dunno why I thought Josh from school
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Post by A Tear to Shed on Jan 16, 2006 22:27:05 GMT -5
Haha, I totally didn't finish my thought in that last post.
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Post by sojuske on Jan 16, 2006 22:27:26 GMT -5
No requests from me Emma. Danny: You can try to draw her acting relativly normal and then substitute that here. Seeing as how practically anything can happen. Me: Or I can do that to you and undo your zanyness and crazy life. Danny: But then it wouldn't be me. See, I always win. And you know that... *censored sentence* Wait a minute, who did that? Me: Congratulations, you've just been censored. Danny: It wasn't even worth censoring. *sips *censored** Hey! You little *censored* Me: Hehe.... Danny: I need Rick here. Me: Going to your brother? Danny: Yes. My insane, crazy, scientologist, boxing brother. Me: Um. I'll be a good litle girl now. *watchs him smile* Don't you love little girls? Danny: They make me feel so good. Me: As does looking into a closed up area where your brother and girlfriend are? Danny: Hey! they were in there three days, I wanted to see what was going on. Me: Uhuh. Oh and Tara, I tried reading that quickly. Where do you stop? before hazel interjects or add that on as well?
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