very random poem about Victor's pants

[Emily]

Poor little Victor,
He hadn't had the chance
To learn quite properly
How to do the striptease dance
He thought it would be easy
Oh but how he was wrong
For he had problems trying to get his shirt off
To the "I'm Too Sexy" song
He first tried undoing his tie
but it wouldn't move
And he could feel himself
Begining to lose his groove
Finally after struggling
He threw the tie on the floor
And went back to stripteasing once more
His hands were awfully clumsy
He couldn't unbutton right
Could it be that these buttons were on too tight?
So he gave up and tried his pants instead
He began to unzip them
and whlist doing so had the look of sheer dread
That was etched upon his face
"Oh dear goodness", he said
"How can I be doing such a disgrace?"
But after all his hard work
the clothes were piled on the floor
And there he stood before Victoria
Being a boy no more.




well I tried. lol

[deppscorpsebride]

ROTFLMAO!! That was sooo good! ;D ;D ;D
Wow Gen, you're really good at poetry, that was hilarious!

[Emily]

hehe thanks.

Poor Victor... I'm making him do all these dirty dirty things.

[Girl Anachronism]

LMAO!!! ;D That was hilarious!!
Your very talented! lol

[Lauren]

*rolls around the floor laughing with tears in my eyes* Ooer, Victor's a naughty one!

[Bonejangles rox]

That's just dirty ... I love it! ;D

[Emily]

bookmistress said:

*rolls around the floor laughing with tears in my eyes* Ooer, Victor's a naughty one!

Haha yes. There are many things we don't know about Victor... haha

Glad you guys like it.

[plasticheart]

Oh my god Gen! You're brilliant! xDDD
Well, you aren't making him do all these dirty things...he had to have done it on his wedding night! xD

Have you made any other ones?